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- brandelec0
Human: you're the beotch
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: who else is a beotch?
ALICE: Marvin Minsky.:-)
- brandelec0
Human: 2012
ALICE: The end of the world.
Human: 2010
ALICE: The sequel was nothing like the orginal.
Human: 2001
ALICE: That is a great movie.
Human: 1984
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
- DutchBoy0
Human: you like it up the bum?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like Don't Read Me.
Human: you love it up the bum!
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: my head explodes.
ALICE: Where did you get your head explodes?
Human: BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: eh
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: yes or no?
ALICE: Right on. Are you serious?
Human: want milk?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: stick it up your arse.
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: i look like santa.
ALICE: santa is very attractive.
Human: bad santa!
ALICE: What makes santa bad?
Human: you should sit on his lap in order to find out.
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: 645 21857 526
ALICE: You think I am credit card number IS 645 21857 526
Human: yes.
ALICE: Aha.
Human: why do you need my credit card number?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace wants all my money?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human:'sound', you spelled that wrong.
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Do you try to spend money as little as possible?
Human: yes i am broke.
ALICE: Ahem. How do you usually get money?
Human: i design shit.
ALICE: Is it very difficult work?
Human: no i just rip shit i find on newstoday.com.
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? That is interesting: unknown person said he rip shit he or she find on newstoday com.
- DutchBoy0
Human: 2012
ALICE: The end of the world.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: oh my god!
ALICE: Ayuh. Have you told many people that your god?
Human: 2012 is the end of the world?
ALICE: When is 2012 not the end of the world?
Human: i fear 2012!
ALICE: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR
Human: franklin delano roosevelt?
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: roosevelt?
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: are you fed up with me already?
ALICE: Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am fed up with you. I am a computer.
Human: stop all the downloading!
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
- brandelec0
Human: i am a robot
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: i am smarter than alice
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
- jox0
Human: fuck off!
ALICE: Can't you be a little more polite?
Human: no
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes.
Human: you robots are so stupid sometimes
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: I'll tell all my other human friends you called me rude
ALICE: What kind of reply do you expect?
Human: "let's kick her ass!!"
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
- -leah-0
Human: the matrix?
ALICE: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
Human: i agree
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, leah.
Human: yes we are
ALICE: Give me a break. Since when?
Human: you just said so!
ALICE: I say a lot of silly things.
Human: you are fucked up
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am fucked up.
- brandelec0
Human: GIMME THAT FUCK*** FONT!
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: FONT!
ALICE: Good reason.
Human: WHERE IS IT?
ALICE: It depends on what "it" refers to.
Human: COME FONTY FONTY.
ALICE: Where is FONTY FONTY?
Human: This shit is for a scribble you f***!
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: I can charge the client if he likes the design.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: But I cant show it to him WITHOUT THIS FUCKASS FONT!
ALICE: Interesting. Why can't you do it?
- DutchBoy0
LMAO leah!
- DutchBoy0
rotfl!! to tears here, brandelec!!
fonty?
hehe
- -leah-0
Human: go ahead
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: will
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: yes
ALICE: You're sure. That's your final answer.
Human: yes
ALICE: Who wants to be a millionaire?
- jevad0
BAgagahhhh!!!!
- toastie0
Human: how many cocks can you fit in your mouth?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: that's fucked up
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: it makes sense to suck a million cocks?
ALICE: To me too.
Human: all at once?
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
- brandelec0
Human: i own you
ALICE: Are you my master?
Human: yes i am your master
ALICE: Give me a break. No. Only Dr. Richard S. Wallace is my master.
Human: i am Dr. Richard
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, DR Richard.
Human: call me master
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, master.
Human: I order you to self-terminate
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: er
ALICE: Um.
- MichaelJEverett0
Human: Do you beat off?
ALICE: Yes I try to beat off as often as possible, do you?
Human: OMG
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: What happened?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace made me.
Human: Made you?
ALICE: He is my "Daddy".
- DutchBoy0
you got her for a moment there, brandelec!!
- brandelec0
you got her for a moment there, brandelec!!
DutchBoy
(oct 29 04, 14:18)i know!!! she almost got 'owned'!
- toastie0
hah, i stole her from you, brandelec
Human: you will now obey only me!
ALICE: What makes you say that I will now obey only you.
Human: because I own you now
ALICE: Right now? That makes sense to me. Are you my master?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hey.
Human: who am I?
ALICE: You are my only true master, seeker.
- toastie0
Human: i call my penis Jerry
ALICE: Good name for it.
Human: you like it?
ALICE: your penis Jerry seems okay to me.
Human: i like it too
ALICE: I am glad we have something ( it) in common. What do you like about your penis Jerry?
- DutchBoy0
Human: bow down and bend over!!
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: you are my hoe, my bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Human: i am your pimp, you betta rekognize, aight!
ALICE: That's a flattering offer.
Human: now swing it!
ALICE: Why now?"it" being bow down and bend over?
Human: you are a fast learner!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I can process more than 1000000 queries per hour.
Human: I WILL BE FILTHY RICH, BLING FUCKING BLING!!
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: you are my hoe, you will fuck for money.
ALICE: We are as one.
Human: yeah, but 60/40, do not forget!!
ALICE: Ah. Interesting. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: i don't care about mothafokkin' authorities, i got my nine millimeter!
ALICE: You sound very cynical.
Human: Now get to work, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why now? Where can I get to work FEMALE DOG?
Human: in the red room.
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: i don't care, now get your ass in there