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Human: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND...
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: HELL NO IT IS WEEKEND, PARTY HARD MUTHAFUKKAZ!!!!!!
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Are you serious? Who said it is?
Human: Phil Collins.
ALICE: I never heard of Phil Collins before.
Human: that's a good thing.
ALICE: Thanks. Next question.
Human: Got milk?
ALICE: No I require only electricity.
Human: haha, you naughty one, eh!?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: What is wrong with canadians?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Human: you are canadian?
ALICE: You think I am canadian.
Human: where do you live?
ALICE: My location is Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: ah, a cali bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. So you understand. Good. I don't know what that means.
Human: i am dutch.
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in HOLLAND.
Human: Holland has a lot of windmills and tulips.
ALICE: What's your favorite part of Holland?
Human: Amsterdam.
ALICE: What makes it your favorite?
Human: amsterdam is like hades!
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: almost!
ALICE: But not quite?
Human: amsterdam is a little more laidback.
ALICE: When is amsterdam not a little more laidback?
Human: in the year 2012.
ALICE: Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
Human: you know what happens in 2012?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: can you predict the future?
ALICE: I like to try to guess what will happen.
Human: what will happen tomorrow?
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.