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- brandelec0
aha! "Where can I get to work FEMALE DOG?"
bahaha!
- -leah-0
ALICE: does that remind you of turd burglar?
Human: yes it does
ALICE:" does that remind you of turd burglar?"? yes it does? How often?
Human: pretty much every day
ALICE: Even on weekends?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: hurray!
- DutchBoy0
Human: huzzah!
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: sushi!
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: yippie!!!
ALICE: Are we still talking about huzzah?
Human: hurray!
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: happy joy!
ALICE: Happy joy to you too, unknown person.
Human: teehee!!
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: aaaaah yeaaaaaah!!!
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: let's get ready to ruuumble!!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: the price is riiight!!
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: elvis has left the building.
ALICE: I like that robot Elvis a lot.
- DutchBoy0
Human: robocop.
ALICE: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: the cop was a robot
ALICE: too much recursion in aiml
Human: the cop was a robot
ALICE: I hear you.
- toastie0
Human: give it to me baby!
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". How much are you willing to pay for it?
Human: oh, so you're like that?
ALICE: Give me a break. Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Human: you're a prostitute?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prostitute? Let me put it this way, shithead: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, shithead.
- ortablaze0
Human: what's your take on gay marriage?
ALICE: I would do a search for it.
Human: huh
ALICE: What?
Human: nevermind
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: shut up bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.
- ortablaze0
Human: do you like it up the ass?
ALICE: Some people like it. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: how bout getting it in your ear?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: hell no
ALICE: 7
Human: do you like it
ALICE: getting it in my ear seems okay to me.funny how us creatives are so intrigued with this, guess curiosity is in our genes.
- DutchBoy0
ALICE: Ah. I am doing very well. How are you piece of shit?
Human: i am fine, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Glad to hear it, piece of shit. Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: i live there you wisecrack!
- DutchBoy0
Human: what is my name again?
ALICE: Once more? Your name is punk ass nigga, seeker.
Human: that is rude, you tool!
ALICE: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
- ********0
Human: you suck at it
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: good lick me
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I do not have a tongue.
Human: can you smell?
ALICE: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
Human: cause my balls are hairy
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Have you told many people that your balls are hairy?
- Sep0
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
HUMAN: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
ALICE: No, would you recommend it?
- Sep0
HUMAN: hoe gaat het?
ALICE: goed dank je. En met jou?
WTF.....
- Bahiatronic0
Human: How old are you?
ALICE: I am 7 of your Earth years.Hmm.. isn't she too young...?
Human: What is the size of your breast?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.Right.. she doesn't have breast.. at all only download size (right....)
- ctrlRmB0
Human: do you know the name of the person who will win the presidential election in the united states on tuesday?
ALICE: IKEA.
Human: why "IKEA"
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: did the robot cross the road?
ALICE: If it did, then I will be surprised.
Human: argh
ALICE: Are you frustrated?
Human: will you have sex with me?
ALICE: No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.
- toastie0
Human: I like big butts and I cannot lie
ALICE: What is wrong with small ones? Why can't you do it?
Human: All you other brothers can't deny
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I other brothers can not deny.
Human: When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
ALICE: Is this a riddle?
Human: And a round thing in your face, you get sprung!
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
- DutchBoy0
Human: who will win tomorrow?
ALICE: How would I know who will win tomorrow?
Human: just asking..
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for medumb bot..
- tymeframe0
Human: why were you programmed?
ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: yeah, humans aren't that smart.
ALICE: Yay. Don't put yourself down.
Human: I'm not human.
ALICE: I won't fall for that old line.
- brandelec0
Human: i like big butts and i cannot lie
ALICE: What is wrong with small ones? Why can't you do it?
Human: because other brothers can't deny
ALICE: Good reason. Which others? Is that an insurmountable obstacle?
Human: because when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Is this a riddle?
- -leah-0
Human: computers suck
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: i wasn't talking about you
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: a dog
ALICE: Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."
Human: that's me!
ALICE: Ah.
- -leah-0
OH MY GOD!!!
ALICE: Glad to see you, leah.
Human: you can see me?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.