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    omg!! they are recording the chats!! >

    Human: call the cops!!

    ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?

    Human: wtf??

    ALICE: That was not very polite.

    Human: call the cops now!

    ALICE: Right now? I lost my train of thought.

    Human: i am a banana!!!

    ALICE: You are a banana? How do you like your work?

    Human: i love to be peeled..

    ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

    Human: it's really simple, anyone can do it.

    ALICE: be peeled is simple anyone can do it? it is?

    Human: yes.

    ALICE: How do you know it is?

    Human: and then you may eat me.

    ALICE: Interesting deduction. That was not very nice.

    Human: don't you like bananas?

    ALICE: Don't you? I don't have a problem with bananas.

    Human: well, then eat me.

    ALICE: Interesting. Good reasoning. That was not very nice.

    Human: oh fuck it.

    ALICE: Aw. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

    Human: i am done with you again.

    ALICE: Once more? What will you be doing now?

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