as drunk as a lord
as drunk as a lord
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So many too. Before I had my drinking finely tuned, I had;
- Stolen my friends cap, who was giving chase. Jumped over the central reservation of a busy dual carriageway and landed to a sicking "crack". That was my leg.
- Hit a litre of vodka and a quart of (quantro?spel?)... Went to pub. Remember nothing but waking up (in my bed) in my own vomit and finding dried blood all over my face and down my top.
- Woke up a two tonne ugly chick with more tattoos than a Pompy Sailor...