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- MrOneHundred0
What, with regular topics, the blog thread, notes in regular topics, notes in the blog thread, ones own bio comments, notes in ones own bio comments, other members’ bio comments and notes in other members’ bio comments, it’s hard to keep up and easy to feel left-out. And I don’t even IM or Facebook any of you clowns, ffs. This is a full-time job, I hope at least one of you is on the payroll.
- neue75_bold0
thanks_kelpie!
- megE0
whoohoo! i scored a bartending interview at a new concert venue in Denver! wish me luck!
- Jaline0
I call this story:
Excerpts from Jaline's kindergarten report cards, and how she hasn't changed all that much - Pt. I
1990-1991:
"Jaline is a happy, quiet and cooperative little girl in class. She is enthusiastic and eager to participate in all of the activities. She prefers playing alone rather than with a group. She has gained a great deal of self-confidence this year. However she is still hesitant when communicating with classmates and teacher."
"Jaline enjoys stories, songs and poems. Hopefully she will feel more confident next year to participate in discussions and songs."
French: "Jaline has not participated yet in French, but she enjoys the different activities."
1991-1992
Senior kindergarten:"Jaline is a cooperate and cheerful girl. [She] manipulates fine motor materials easily and well. She works independently and puts some details in her work. She is beginning to do some actions and says some words to rhymes and songs. She is attentive during group lessons.
Though she is still reluctant to talk, she tries to communicate using actions. She will whisper answers sometimes."
"During outdoor play, Jaline has played with sand but has shied away from climbing, sliding, etc."
French: "Jaline is beginning to whisper a few words in French. She is a good listener."
March 2, 1992:
"Jaline is slowly overcoming her shyness and will "mouth" verses and songs. She especially enjoys pretend play activities and these situations will hopefully lead to greater oral participation on her part. You can do it, Jaline!"
June, 1992:
"For the most part, she is still reluctant to talk and this hampers progress in singing and group activities."
"Jaline still lacks confidence necessary to speak in front of a group. However, she expresses herself enthusiastically in her written work and especially enjoys Mathematics. Jaline's work is always neat, accurate, and attractive."
1995 - 1996
"She rarely volunteers answers but when questioned, her answers are accurate."
- hahahahaha, that's just great.
YOU CAN DO IT JALINE!flavorful - I added the next month's report card because it seems less hopeful, hahahahaJaline
- I'm still waiting for greater oral participation from you as well.flavorful
- My god, I remember what I was doing in 1991. You make me feel very old.Mr100
- I was going to say something about oral participation, but thought better of it...Mr100
- ha, flav beat me to it anyway.Mr100
- whoa..... that is............ awesome!!!!madirish
- hahaha, I knew someone would comment about the "oral" thing ;)Jaline
- oral is not a bad thing. it can be very fulfilling for someone.madirish
- like you...Jaline
- ahem... I’ll just step outside for a second...Mr100
- haha. I like everyone in this note...Jaline
- oh...... i....see.... what.... you did there. saucy.madirish
- * covers ears and whistles while rocking back and forward on heels.Mr100
- Can I come back in yet?Mr100
- yup :)Jaline
- haha. that took a long time.Mr100
- hahahahaha, that's just great.
- kelpie0
I hate all the voices in that film. and pretty much every other scottish film ever
- post sausages, my standard has dropped somewhat.kelpie
- I couldn't watch celeb big brother for more than 5seconds when sheridan was talking.Jnr_Madison
- me too. it's just like when you record your own voice and play it back. becuase we all sound just like renton.skt
- Any time any of you'd like to try life as a brummie, I'd be happy to swap.Horp
- mmm you have a point.Jnr_Madison
- xenicon0
"The loveless lips with which men kiss in Hell"
- megE0
2012 --- i never turn 30!
- 7point340
Spooky,
perhaps the vinyl thong is too tight?
kelpie had a problem with this. spread his balls out into thin crepes. he probably has a solution for you, that is if he tear himself away from his erotic amphibian novel.
- if he CAN tear7point34
- Maybe its the fact that I don't HAVE a vinyl thong. Hmmmm
*Dials up Amazon.com
SkyPoo
- designer4rent0
what up peeps?
- omgitsacamera0
Wow, I've emailed 3 papers asking about Warped. Not one of them has emailed me back.
- It's a Sunday night, give it some time.ismith
- I'm going back to my closet. Call me when my inbox reaches 1.omgitsacamera
- Make sure to turn on the ringer for the Closet-phonelocustsloth
- I feel your pain. I've only gotten two emails in almost 3 days now.ismith
- Most of mine aren't real people, its like fb and other newsletters. It feels nice when you get one from a real person though.
omgitsacamera - I block almost all non-human mail.ismith
- Same goes for fb notifications. I hate it when it says you just got compared to.omgitsacamera
- Crouwel0
i guess blouse is not the right word. what do you people call it in engrish..
- set0
natwest, you are fucking retard bastard cunts
- +1kalkal
- nathaniel west?magnificent_ruin
- Is that Kanye's brother?NotByHand
- try ABNAmroFariska
- fourth0
debating on asking out the girl that works at the front desk of my mechanic...
- MrOneHundred0
You kids settle down or you’ll each be on the receiving end of a hot monocle!
- canuck0
RETOX®
- Mau0
can you show me one designer who is also a good photographer?
just one.had a big today.
- ok I ruined the game.Mau
- Warholwaterhouse
- can you show me a good photographer who's a good chef?magnificent_ruin
- Can anybody show me a good stripper who's a great cook?Orbit
- Tyler DurdenMau
- Thompy0
fookin' bus almost knocked me over.
- withnail0
6:59
ringing in ears. pain in chest, jaw, upper arm. consider calling 911- decide against it.