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  • rabbit1

    Wanted a beer, but all I have left is some gooood tequila, lemons and salt...

  • oey0

    Does anyone know anything about benfal?
    Haven't seen him lately. Too busy?

    Hey Benfal! Where are you?

    • WTF?! Why the downvote? Did something happened I'm not aware of?oey
    • upvoted ^ I was thinking the same ^moldero
    • prob just busy making buttons.pango
    • wow downvoted again? just because I miss benfal and I'm asking where he is? what's wrong with QBN nowadays?!?!?!oey
    • making buttons is goodoey
    • with scarlett?sea_sea
    • button making like no onehotroddy
    • Maybe the apocalypse finally happenedyuekit
    • he is pushing someones button.sureshot
    • yeah, and where's Scarabin too?Krassy
    • It's summer. He's probably camped somewhere playing twister with fairies.pango
    • I still got work to do other wise I'd be deep in the woods trying to catch fucking leprechaun! He's taunting me!!!pango
  • yurimon-5

    Countdown to vacraytion...

    So I was thinking. If id leave qbn for good, id prob want everything deleted, there is solace in this. Will think about this. most likely incline to stay if delete is not an option. than there is solace in staying n preaching the truthspel.

    Seems my purpose in life is not comment on to all internet users who use virtue signalling to feel good. I understand its an emotional crutch. logic, reason, truth, facts, perspective, reasoning does not seem to pierce the veil of this debilitating disorder. not sure if anything can be done. I am aging, my finger bones are getting frail at typing. my screen fonts are getting too big for this young hipster designed format.

    I will keep you posted. maybe a few more posts.

    • "preaching the truthspel" LOL
      oh fuck off. that's just your opinion man.
      pango
    • oh noes, now im staying ∞ . thank pango. pango, all you know it tits, design and gettin high. come on dude.yurimon
    • i'm living the dream man! Tits, design and getting high. living the dream!!!!pango
    • why would you care if your crap that's not connected to your real name remains online or not? your making it look like your ashamed of yourself.moldero
    • dude im a creative writer, you fuckin up my vibe. i dont come to your house and knock cocks out your hand and mess up your creative situations.yurimon
    • What's creative about it? The lack of any structure, the rampant spelling and grammatical errors? The run on sentences and the incomplete ones?monospaced
    • Why don't you share your work? Who do you write for? What have you written? Do you write for a living?monospaced
    • mono, these questions. I prefer chicks, fyi. sorry. lets remain friends.yurimon
    • writer of trolling is about itmoldero
    • wut?monospaced
    • lol, i like moldy, he would make a good Sargent, any sign of a dude faltering or weakness he will bite your head off. to bad i dont hang out with people whoyurimon
    • cant dance.yurimon
    • wut?monospaced
    • http://us.123rf.com/…yurimon
    • I think yuri's been on his vaycraytion long enough and it's time to come back to realitymoldero
    • like, start taking the pills again?monospaced
    • mono is on the rag again.yurimon
    • Knock the cocks out of his hand, lol, yuri, that's gold. On par with when you told mono to find the purse his balls are hidden in. Bravoterry_cloth
    • really? that's disgusting... o well it shouldn't be a surprise. it's terry...pango
    • lol, really? making a pms joke about another man is what ... clever, innovative? I've seen better from a 3rd gradermonospaced
    • I mean, it might have a glimmer of a chance if there was anything I said/did that was related to a pms symptom, but there wasn'tmonospaced
    • and terry, why do you always come to yuri's rescue/defense? it seems weird how you would side with the scourging infested shitstain of qbn's assholemonospaced
    • you're already deep in taint territorymonospaced
    • cause us dude need to stand together and you girls have your own locker room to fuss with your hair n tuck, tape your clints to your buttox.yurimon
    • oh, nice one! really saved that joke, retardmonospaced
  • yurimon-6

    those who have this.

    I heard its not a great street camera and has problems with timing of snapping shots, too slow for street photography. is this true in your opinion?

    • no and nopango
    • Someone here recommended it to me a while back. It was interesting but I bought a Fuji X70 instead.mg33
    • I bought it, used it once, and sent in back. Waste of money, not worth it.utopian
    • yeah, it has the portability. thanks mg33, i'll compare.yurimon
    • I have it, it's the best, you should buy it ASAP.moldero
    • yurimon, the X70 has been a great street camera. < that is cool too, but as a stealthy camera for candid street shots, I think the Fuji goes much further.mg33
    • Ramanisy has this dxo stuff, posted some nice shots few weeks ago...sted
    • yeah he recommend it. only concern aside is portability is street photography. either the reviewers dont know much but one review said it might be too slow foryurimon
    • street photography. lag etc. idk. just wanted final review.yurimon
    • buy it yuri. its now or never!pango
    • i need to know more... :(yurimon
    • comparing the fuji.yurimon
    • With the Fuji, it has a screen only, no viewfinder, but I'd say 80% of the time I'm using it for hip shots, and reviewing the photos later.mg33
    • and either loading from the memory card to my computer, or WiFi to my phone.mg33
    • yeah thats my only concern with the dxo, some online demos has drag in loading after photos. its ok for what ramansky did with landscapes. but versatility questyurimon
  • oey-3

    Feels weird being downvoted for missing benfal...WTF QBN?!
    Show your face you fucking haters!

    • dont worry. i wouldnt take it serious.yurimon
    • LOL @ yurimonoey
    • Here, have a downvoteset
    • thanks set, my suspicions about you were correct I guess. No problem. Thanks for the downvote.oey
    • At least you show your face. Respect to that. But it certainly tells more about you than about me.oey
    • lol you take this far too seriouslyset
  • sted0

    Why can't you just prove your identity with an app?
    Or at least get a warning from the police officer to prepare your ids before the ?

    • before they ask you to stop... :)sted
    • what is the exact scenario? because there are different reasons for stopping people.yurimon
    • some places you need a probable cause to stop. in countries where you have common law, Jurisdiction issues arise with this approach.yurimon
    • or perhaps a chip on the back of your neck?pango
    • What also people dont realize with this approach people become more like inventory in a warehouse. Its an inhumane approach to human affairsyurimon
    • the trade off of becoming a number in an app, where your faith is basically a database record or profile. with this you will also get prejudged mark. sort of ayurimon
    • personality credit score. its almost like drone pilots. they are removed from the reality of what is actually happening. It is the worst type of filter.yurimon
    • if you look at us here, we are in communication, a + from all over the world. yet we are removed from each other. our judgements are not 100% real about eachyurimon
    • communication. its great and extremely efficient, saves time of travel, space to meet, costs, if this was to take place in the physical world. etcyurimon
    • However certain aspects most programmers or designers dont think about in certain authority situations or interactive situations, is the cost to something asyurimon
    • hmmmm nopepango
    • humanity in our creations I feel. Though the mind thinks efficiency but at expense of keeping certain interactions. for example. ordering online vs going toyurimon
    • the farmers market. though it more efficient for online ordering the market offers a better relationship and possibilities 4 community you cant get from softwryurimon
    • Hmmm nopepango
    • haha Like pango has an argument. nerp tits, beer.yurimon
    • tbh. tldr.pango
    • ahaha pango :D based on your comments, it's not worth reading.sted
    • lol, pango is not exactly a reader or intellectual his asian card was revoked.yurimon
    • take your vacation, figure things out, maybe leave qbn like you've been talking aboutmonospaced
    • shat ap mono,yurimon
    • you should leave you dont contribute at all. just make dumb commentsyurimon
    • excuse me? you've posted twice about this vacation and several times about leaving, not memonospaced
    • lol @ me not contributing ... of course you wouldn't notice, you don't frequent those threads here (thank god)monospaced
    • im going to be logged on for you on vacation at the beach. hope you are happy. clintyurimon
  • bklyndroobeki2

    While this year has been amazing, going through some crazy hardships over the last month and 1/2.

    Wishing I could magic wand away the missteps of my past over night. That possible?

    • depends on the missteps.yurimon
    • understanding / identifying the lesson that comes with your hardship can help the process. chin up my friend.sea_sea
    • thanks sea.bklyndroobeki
  • freedom0

    My bathroom sink is clogged. I tried Draino and it didn't do anything.
    I emptied the P Trap and it didn't do anything. After I emptied to P Trap, I plunged it, and black stuff is coming up.
    I don't know what's wrong or how to fix it. Help?

    • next step i would use a snake type thing. http://ashevilleplum…yurimon
    • id prob keep plunging if stuff coming up. keep cleaning, plunging but if it doesnt work, snake type thing.yurimon
    • what yuri said... step it up to a snake... I'd also try a heavier drain declogger:PonyBoy
    • comes with snake: http://www.walmart.c…PonyBoy
    • Snake is the way to go. ;pBabySnakes
    • couple things. you in a house, condo, apt? old home, newer home? there is a 'super' drain declogger that worked wonders for mekona
    • Instant Power Hair and Grease Drain Opener. if black is coming up, could mean your pipe is clogged after it's exited the house.kona
    • if you're in an older home outside the house could be clay, which may be collapsed. or, tree roots have grown into it and clogged it.kona
    • cheap snakes are tricky. hire a pro if the declogger doesn't workkona
  • freedom2

    I have a bunch of white t-shirts that are not so white anymore.

    What detergent should I use to get them whiter? Bleach?

    • yes.Hayoth
    • 32pango
    • this is moldys racist mom's formula.
      http://mrsstewart.co…
      yurimon
    • its called bluing. bleach will just make it more yellow after a while and weaken the fabric from its original integritar.yurimon
    • listen to yurimon he's right.oey
    • why did you have to bring moldero into this and insult his mother at the same time?monospaced
    • super racistsureshot
    • because your a clint. it was late, and we got a running joke going. he thinks im a white boy.yurimon
    • you are not white.sureshot
    • im a mix breedyurimon
    • aren't we allsureshot
    • that's the worst reason I've heard for shitting on someone else's postmonospaced
    • ^Continuity
    • ^ look a we got a shitter.yurimon
    • Don't try to turn your shit on monospaced, Yurimon, you trolling fucking pigeon.Continuity
    • Since Yuri's anon, we can only go off of his posts, and we know yuri posts like a jobless white boy living in grandmas basementmoldero
    • yep - this basically:
      http://forgifs.com/g…
      Absolute fuckwit.
      fadein11
    • oxyclean. wtf have you been for the past decade? commercials are everywherekona
    • yuricantankerousutopian
    • LOL fadein11moldero
  • mg330

    I posted a while back about continued offers to buy one of my domains. I keep getting emails from them, got curious, and found this. Purchase of short domains in China is apparently a new and booming business / investment effort. They want to buy my mg33 domain, a url I literally waited a dozen years to buy, after having the mg33.net domain since 2000.

    http://qz.com/581248/chinas-late…

    • mucho yuan?hotroddy
    • I asked what they are willing to pay and the broker said $1000. I think I want much more for it.mg33
    • Ask fro $8,888.i_monk
  • fadein110

    Looking forward to a productive week and not getting sucked into any more troll bait.

    • Would you like a glass of whine before your wambulance arrives?set
    • how was that whining? quite a positive statement methinks.fadein11
    • its good, less chance of you making racist statements.yurimon
    • moderator? please remove this utter fuckwit who nobody likes apart from 2 other trolls - he adds nothing to this site.
      I don't appreciate being called a racist
      fadein11
    • when I have made zero racist comments on this website. seriously its him or me now. Absolute fuckwit.fadein11
    • check his IP while you are at it - guaranteed the same as another troll.fadein11
    • your comment on a video. http://www.qbn.com/r…
      sarcasm comment on your mind blown comment i felt was racist. it creates infantizing this guy opinion
      yurimon
    • All you ever do is whine... get over yourself.set
    • "it creates infantizing this guy opinion"
      Learn to write a basic sentence then speak to me Yuritard.
      STFU set lol.
      fadein11
    • you infantized that guy cause of his race.yurimon
    • erm no i didn't - I just didn't find anything of interest in the video regardless of his colour.fadein11
    • it was a really shit video.fadein11
    • thats what the left does so its not your fault.yurimon
    • now you're going into political territory yuri, please stopmonospaced
    • fadein is a whiney cunt but he's never been racist here...set
    • Set cannot kern to save his life lollllzfadein11
    • Petty McWhiney man to the rescueset
    • oh fuck off - you have decided to start attacking me for no reason so I will attack you... wtf is wrong with you?fadein11
    • lol, you're a whiney cunt and I'm pointing it out...set
    • oh whatever dimwit prick.fadein11
    • I know you are but what am Iset
    • not the brightest of individuals - may want to lay off the weed pal.fadein11
    • lol, whiney little petty cunt just won't give it a rest.set
    • you keep responding and you started this you fucking dimwit. stop responding you apathetic stoner twat.fadein11
    • you asked me a question - wake up Set - you started this... on a weekend comedown are we?fadein11
    • are you saying all this with a british accent?yurimon
    • God you're a petty cunt haha. You sound like a child.set
    • Come on do some more whiney infantile shit and then I'll call you a petty cunt againset
    • Last word at 99 notes wins, then we can go down the pub and boast to everyone about our internet triumphset
    • you win - congrats. you beat me :)fadein11
    • YESSSSSset
    • http://i.dailymail.c…set
    • I read every UK QBN comment as if Gordon Ramsey were saying them.monospaced
    • I always read yours as if Perez Hilton were saying themset
    • who's that?monospaced
  • HAYZ1LLLA5

    My boss expects me to have heard of every CMS system just because a client mentions it. No I don't have experience in LifeRay, I've never fucking heard of it!!!

    • we've been using it for years, we're a liferay shop pretty much...a lot of the bigger enteprises have been getting into it over the past few years...exador1
    • it's worth your time to look into it...exador1
    • I hate liferayernexbcn
    • ahhaharabbit
    • Bigger enterprises scare me!
      Best stay away ;-)
      HAYZ1LLLA
  • sarahfailin3

    woke up this morning and realized my face was hairy A F.

    so i shaved.

    now i am the only person in the office, because everyone is sick, on vacation, or just otherwise fucking off

    I shaved my face for this?

  • i_monk0

    My last day is Friday, should I blow it off? I'm not getting any time off between jobs.

    • Show up so you can say your good byes. You will be remembered more admirably. That being said, you don't have to actually do any work, and you can leave early.DRIFTMONKEY
    • but take off on thursdaysarahfailin
    • And take a shit in the fridge.detritus
  • moldero0

    just picked up a 43" 4k TV as a secondary display, my mouse lags like crazy on it, so that sucks.

    • should have been 'first world problem thread' sorrymoldero
    • hooked up via hdmi?monospaced
    • yeah, on a 2013 mac pro trash can, turns out the tv is 120 hz and macs put out 60hz, looking into switch res, might fix the issue,moldero
    • 60Hz shouldn't be jerky :/monospaced
  • mg332

    A couple are having sex in a hotel room window across from our office; the room has windows that stick out with cushioned seats. Everyone in the office wants to watch, but nobody wants to be the one standing there at the window waiting for others to join them in watching.

    • lolGnash
    • Ugh... I just looked at a female coworker and said "humans and their needs" after looking out the window againmg33
    • and immediately noticed the fresh-faced college intern sitting next to her who is likely thinking "what the fuck is going on in this place."mg33
    • Have to go to a 1 1/2 hour meeting now... Can't finish the show.mg33
    • pics or it didn't happen!sarahfailin
    • Is there any Pokemon?face_melter
    • id watch while eating snacks. I have tendency when i go perve. the girls gain interest. go figureyurimon
    • the only thing you can do is a 'pressed ham' on your windowkona
    • Are they attractive?since1979
    • Turns out it was an old couple celebrating their 50th anniversary.Maaku
  • since1979-2

    I bruised my shoulder pretty bad after taking a spill. This shit sucks.

    • Pro tip: if your doctor likes you, he will give you pain killers.DRIFTMONKEY
    • i dont want them. i needed them yesterday but I like the torture apparently. I dont want to kill my liversince1979
    • dabs?pockets
  • face_melter-1

    I bought some kinda decent Bluetooth ear goggles to use when travelling, so I don't have to fuck about with unplugging cables and whatnot when going through airports. They have NFC so instantly pair up with my phone.

    My phone is over there and the music is being beamed directly into my head. Shits is fucking sorcery, man.

    • Musical electrons being hurled by instrumentssince1979
    • Not only for travelling, obvs. I'm becoming tired of wearing in-ears most of the time.face_melter
  • rabbit-1
    • very cool!Krassy
    • Aye, except I opened it up, checked the precipitation, noted a front moving in and then it started pissing down. Y'could've posted it sooner.detritus
    • awesome!eryx
    • I wonder what the api this is running off of... It just like http://www.windyty.c…IRNlun6
    • "its just like.." looks like a mirror image to mepockets
    • @IRNlun6 that's sick too!Krassy
  • spl33nidoru1

    Can't decide whether to buy a 5D mark III or wait for the IV...

    Seems stupid to buy the 4 year old III when the IV is around the corner but I need a new camera and I'm eager to get shooting, plus summer is the perfect time for that.

    Release that freakin camera already!!

    • i have the 5d mkii and want the 6dimbecile
    • Same boat and I want a 3. Plus I do use my camera to work.pango
    • I do product and food photography, i don't think there would be any discernable difference moving to the 6D aside from slightly less worry and weightimbecile
    • I need the focus drive to work instantly. 6d really good centre focus.
      5d3 has overal pretty good focuss scattered around the frame.
      pango