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- scarabin0
told that girl to stop opening my mail last night- she denied it up and down. despite me having proof it was her she tried to say there were boys riding bicycles past the house sometimes, it must be them. breaking into our house. stealing nothing, JUST opening my mail. while she's home all day with it.
amazing.
- wow. her denying it, makes her sound like an immature psychopath. i wonder if she's so sick that she will continue doing it?sea_sea
- careful how you handle it, things can go horribly wrong. based on recent personal experience :/ZOOP
- recent experience with an immature psychopath this is :(ZOOP
- < tell your gf, before shit gets distorted...sine
- yeah she knows all about itscarabin
- arne0
almost every artwork by dave mckean is a decent black&white piece spoiled by gaudy colors.
- OBBTKN0
Lazy weekend, cooking a lot, doing "nothing", now i feel guilty... But, the lamb i cooked for this sat dinner was superb!
- MrT0
I wonder if two blokes in a truck with two petrol-driven blowers is really the best way to clear leaves from the park on a windy morning.
- instrmntl0
I didn't know Queen Latifa is opera singer.
- pinkfloyd0
worst superbowl ever?
- pango0
^ they both lost?
- pango0
How do you test your IQ?
i need to know if i'm stupid...- this http://files.myopera…ZOOP
- < hahautopian
- you'd need to get tested by a professional. any test you find online is gonna say you're above averagescarabin
- i downloaded an ipad app before, said i was a genius, thats why i know that shit no workiemoldero
- who's the professional? what's their title?pango
- ya that trick wouldn't work. I have exceptionally good balance and reflex.pango
- LOL Zoopmoldero
- for me it was psychiatrists when i was a kidscarabin
- your mom took you to a psychiatrists? •___•
just curious... what's your IQ?pango - i got shit grades in elementary 'cause i didn't care about any of it. they had me tested thinking i had learning disabilities but it turned out i was above average in everythingscarabin
- turned out i was above average in everything. college level reading in fourth grade, etcscarabin
- MrT0
The sleeve note by a middle-aged female reviewer said the book perfectly captured the mind of a young African boy. How the hell does she know?
- ohhhhhsnap0
- ya save the money and just blame it on the guy next to you lolpango
- inteliboy0
sometimes I wonder if there is a genius writer behind QBN who has created different accounts/personalities for us to play with. Some kind of sick social experiment.
I mean, one person seriously could not be that obsessed with cardboard boxes?
- lolpango
- I wonder this too, but not as extreme as you make itmonospaced
- also, he's not obsessed with shoeboxes, per se, he's really just in love with his ego and ideamonospaced
- i_monk0
Back to work after a 6-day long-weekend staycation.
- ********0
A few pints and my grammar goes right out the window. I just said 'prominated' to a client instead of 'prominent'
What a cunt.
- pinkfloyd0
Anyone buying those new domains coming out soon?
- capn_ron0
thanks mr or mrs moderator for removing that box thread. I was just about to spend my whole paycheck on a handful of those and you saved me. phew.
- there never was a box threadmonospaced
- exactly! *wink *winkcapn_ron
- i saw itCALLES
- Shh! you didn't see anything!pango
- that was just your dreammonospaced
- dbloc0
At present it is estimated that marijuana’s LD-50 is around 1:20,000 or 1:40,000. In layman terms this means that in order to induce death a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times as much marijuana as is contained in one marijuana cigarette.... A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within about 15 minutes to induce a lethal response.
- challenge acceptedscarabin
- ha haadbloc
- world's biggest doobie :DZOOP
- let's do this, I got $5 on itmonospaced
- moldero0
I got this stock broker game app thing for the ipad a few weeks back after i watched wolf of wallstreet
watchout, itunes link:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/…I invested a grand each in a bunch of weed penny stocks and made over $5k
every other stock that i invested in that was suggested by CNN money and yahoo and all that crap i lost $$ on.yeah weed!
- gonna get me some fake hookers and fake cocaine nowmoldero
- and smoke some REAL weed at least??PonyBoy
- I'm in Mexico, we don't have real weed heremoldero
- congrats, btw!!!
makin' money on the fuckin' pink sheets!PonyBoy - smoke some of that cartel brick weed!PonyBoy
- I get more THC from smoking cigarettes than smoking mexican weedmoldero
- yeah... it's rough what comes up from down south... i haven't been around that stuff in yearsPonyBoy
- i bought some chronic here in the past $200 1/2lb but i live in a new city now, only ran into dirt so farmoldero
- it was decentmoldero
- 1/2lb???? (tell me you mean ounce? not pound? (lb)... else I'm giving you my shipping address!!)PonyBoy
- pound, Coke is $400 a Key
das why border craymoldero - e - $5 a pillmoldero
- havent done e in like 10 years, and i havent done coke in 22-ish years, but if i liked coke ide be in big troublemoldero
- get a brick and shoot some butane through it.... then dab that ishscarabin
- i like that dabbing ideaPonyBoy
- i always say 200 for 2000 pesos, but its more like $175 ishmoldero
- moldy come to oregon.ohhhhhsnap
- MDMA the same as e?ohhhhhsnap
- you summoned me sir?e-pill
- yes, MDMA is the main element of emonospaced
- sea_sea0
just caught a hawk tearing up a white pigeon in my front tree. it was raining white feathers. it's happened before that i walk outside and find a carcass and all kinds of evidence of a grizzly murder.
guess i have a killing tree and my cats are off the hook now! lol- isn't a white pigeon called a dove? dunno about omens, maybe good, maybe bad? crossed fingers!ZOOP
- i think it was a pigeon, dove, something bird like. lol good point though, i should look that up. damn hippies. ;)sea_sea
- ur both right, aren't pigeons descendants of doves?ohhhhhsnap
- < satan made pigeons
< god made dovesmoldero - scarabin made satan.pango
- hahahasea_sea
- << tried to make me spit out my coffee eh? looolZOOP