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- MrT0
I just got an electric shock from a piece of toast. Admittedly, using wet hands to touch the bread while it was in the toaster wasn't my finest hour, but I didn't realise that shit was conductive.
- but you made it conducive :)ohhhhhsnap
- btw. don't put your wet hands by the toaster.ohhhhhsnap
- pango0
sweet! things are getting better!
I'm being included in meetings. got a proper deskt by the big boy area. and recently got a raise.
best of all, I didn't do anything all day. lol just watching software tutorial all day and brows qbn.
- kingsteven0
decided not to answer the office phone (admin staff leave at 4), let it go through to the answering machine. some fucker has been hanging up and re-dialling persistently for half an hour. can't answer now but just rang from my mobile to check "Our office hours are 8:30 to 4pm" FIRST FUCKING LINE OF THE MESSAGE!
- Must have been a design emergency. They're probably already dead now.bulletfactory
- Must REALLY need that logo to be bigger.stoplying
- moldero0
Theres nothing like waking up, eating breakfast, walking 5 miles on the beach with the dog, getting all nasty sweaty n shit, then coming back home to do my 80 laps in the pool feeling all refreshed n shit, then walk in the house and realize its laundry day, and the only chonies I have left are the nasty sweaty ones from my nasty sweaty morning walk.
Looks like its stinky crotch video editing day.- comando. that's all i do and have done for years. so liberating.capn_ron
- haha yeah I just did that as soon as i got done writing this postmoldero
- it's commando in these while i'm home: https://www.google.c…HijoDMaite
- Krassy0
Somebody should print this Blog thread and turn it into a coffee table book.
- moldero0
So im starting to understand how why cholos dress the way they do
Mexico is too damn hot for pants, and i find myself hiking my socks up as high as they can go for fuckin mosquitos. and I have those fuckin shoes too haha- Mexican hipsterutopian
- Que loco! Esemonospaced
- moldy is our official cholo representing us in mexico.sea_sea
- hahamoldero
- OBBTKN0
Sun is up out there, wish i was out for a ride... instead of it, here i am, in front of my computer waiting a call from a client, watching bike related videos of japanese film directors on vimeo
- pango0
JESUS CHRIST IN A FUCKING BUCKET!
I'VE Finally got the "XML Dynamic Publishing" working with indesign.
3 days i didn't do fuck all in the office but that.
- e-pill0
marychain vs GeorgesIV reminds me a lot of k0na_an0k vs mrdobolina
- Al_dizzle0
The new designer Im working with reminds me of how I was 8 years ago.
I realize now how annoying I was 8 years ago
- BattleAxe0
is looking into a girlfriends sex histroy a bad thing? how many? things like that ... not sure but I dont want to be with someone that has been around the block ... but should that stop a good relationship
- have you been around the block? My girl and i had this discussion, it ended up great.capn_ron
- we found out that we both went around the block and back a bunch and it didn't change a thing.capn_ron
- its sexist if you think is wrong for her to have the same liberties you have enjoyedCALLES
- you guys are a match! a battle axe for the battle wound!CALLES
- not battle wound... axe woundCALLES
- hahahaha! BattleAxe + AxeWound=perfect matchcapn_ron
- thats the thing I was in a 11 year relationship so I was parked on the block for a whileBattleAxe
- she has hinted that she has been minxyBattleAxe
- guess its just mind shit but now I kinda want out ... she cheated 3-4 times on her last bfBattleAxe
- oh no!!! that's new info. cheating is never good. 3-4 times is terrible.capn_ron
- Cheating is a red flag. Number of partners is not.********
- <Yup. i agree with nb. although if you're asking her to be honest and then use it against her, then that's messed up. no one should care who's been in your past, unless you have an std, then you must definitely talk about it.sea_sea
- one should care who's been in your past, unless you have an std, then you must definitely talk about it.sea_sea
- HOW the F do you look into ones sex history? Is there a sex history "google" type engine?ohhhhhsnap
- if you don't trust the person you're with. bail now. who's got time for playing pinkpanther on that.ohhhhhsnap
- what nb said!Hombre_Lobo
- _niko0
is this your girlfriend? then you probably have nothing to worry about.
- identity0
This place has become a festering shit-pool of the same members (since sign up shut down) and the fart stew has been reducing to a terrible glaze.
That said, I've been dying laughing at some of the stuff on here lately. Thank you!
- moldero0
I quit smoking.
its only been 2 hours.
fuck
- lots of push ups instead of cigs...fucks up your lungs, gives you something to do while suffering.uan
- I normally do 80 laps a day in the pool, I think its gonna end up being 10,000 laps a day for a few days, shit, its impossibru to focus right nowmoldero
- right now, and its only been 4 hoursmoldero
- the first 3 days are hard...then it's over for the next 3 month, then you will feel the pain again.uan
- it comes back after 3 months? shit!moldero
- shit. didn't know quitting ciggs was like that. :/ best of luck moldeyohhhhhsnap
- quitter...pango
- http://www.youtube.c…pango
- < that was good, thanks guysmoldero
- GeorgesIV0
I just farted and the smell is really not that bad,
kind of musky
- TheGreatGlorpo0
My wife just say down on the couch and instantly said "ewww, it smells like eggs." I'd like to make a shout out to whatever it was that I ate today.
- ^ Brothers in Farts.TheGreatGlorpo
- ahahah
high fiveGeorgesIV
- ohhhhhsnap0
it's all or nothing.
