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- sea_sea0
so the year i actually get the "good" candy, there's only been 3 kids at my door so far. :/ oh well, candy for weeks!
- fourth0
no trick or treaters at my place either. oh well if they don't hurry up those fuckers are going to be stuck with yellow laffy taffys
- i know, so glad i didn't get a bag of tootsie rolls, that would have sucked to end up with those. ;Psea_sea
- dude I wish I had tootsie rolls. I only got nerds and laffy taffys. nerds are disgustingfourth
- I should've got some chocolatefourth
- i got a bag of hershey stuff. like m&m's kit kats, hershey bars, whoppers. i'm set. lolsea_sea
- i like nerds, never liked tootsie rolls though. ;Psea_sea
- pango0
having a guy who's dressing like a jesus for the halloween night also a vegetarian crashing at my place. talking about how good this pull pork burrito from this restaurant is... "oh man~~~ there's so much more to life and nobody see it. i'm here in this world for a reason yo (ya all 21 talks like that apparently) if someone dies, don't be sad, be stocked about it man. life is so beautiful man~ i can literally go down the street and be tripping out by just looking at a flower. you know what i mean? it's so beautiful!"
oh jesus...(pun intended) how do i make someone stop talking with out being rude?- Make eye contact then fart as loudly as possible. Don't smile, don't acknowledge it then take another bite of the burrito.
ian - HOW THE HELL DOES A VEGITARIAN KNOW HOW GOOD A POLLPORK BURRITO IS?!?!?!?!pango
- ask if you look like a bitch to them.
dasohr - say SHUT THE FUCK UP! doesn't seem rude given your circumstancesalbums
- Make eye contact then fart as loudly as possible. Don't smile, don't acknowledge it then take another bite of the burrito.
- sine0
been editing database content for 5 hours straight...
developed a tick in my right eye; it winks rapidly involuntarily.
- HijoDMaite0
I'm too old to care anymore, I'm eating a can of sweet corn and munching on Spanish olives straight out of the jar. Two of my favorite foods.
- throw in a jar of Claussen dill pickes and i'm right there with you!capn_ron
- scarabin0
just ran across david choe on reddit. he's going around drawing girls' snatches in gonewild
- albums0
A friend of mine just got back from Germany with a gift for me; Haribo Fruchtgummis in multiple sizes... Das ist Freundschaft.
- moldero0
my UPS has been whistling a soft high pitched tone for the past 3 days now, driving me nuts.
- CanHasQBN0
The world will end when you die.
- CanHasQBN0
Would you go to a party for $50,000... along with 24 other people... knowing that 1 out of the 25 people in attendance will have to be killed at the end of the party?
- only if i can pick who diesCALLES
- the hell, calles. that's not how this game is played.CanHasQBN
- 1 in 25 chance of dying for only 50k? that's not much moneyscarabin
- passscarabin
- scarabin, there will be glowsticks at this party. reconsider?CanHasQBN
- nah, i love myself too much to let this much awesome go to wastescarabin
- sure. i never won any type of lottery. i doubt i would be the lucky winner.pango
- There's a film a bit like this called the box********
- fourth0
I've been cooking a lot lately and I've finally discovered the joy of cooking. Just been making stuff with rice, lentils + spices. orzo, breakfast burritos, whatever. curry paste. onions. peppers. basic recipes... I still suck but every meal I cook is so damn rewarding.
- yes. i dig making food and learning new things. and chicks dig it.sine
- +1,000monospaced
- pango0
SONAVA@#$@^@!!!
the cat who owns the house kept bring dead mice and dead bird indoor....- That'll teach you for renting a house from a cat********
- my cat was a prolific hunter... once left a snake under the couch in the living room.sine
- snake?!?! luckily there's no snake in Vancouver. just hope he doesn't bring raccoon home next...pango
- yep. not poisonous. garden snakes; eats snails and shit. still scary. would also kill big moles and guinea fowl.sine
- the cat, that is. not the snake.sine
- That'll teach you for renting a house from a cat
- ismith0
Apparently my gut isn't big enough properly pad my laptop in place while in bed. Not sure if first or third world problem...
- ismith0
And happy late birthdays to dopepope and edd-e! Sorry, the hurricane must've flooded my tubes, had to rescue all the cats before I could fit any qoobs through...
- capn_ron0
I have a strange feeling that this one specific thing is going to happen today. If it does I am going to freak. It's nothing major, but the thought is so powerful in my head that I feel like I am seeing the future. I'll keep you posted.
- UpdatesOBBTKN
- It's only 10:30am here, so I have to wait all day to see if it will happen.capn_ron
- IT FUCKING HAPPENED! I knew it. She contacted me. I fucking new this was going to happen. So weird. I'm kinda creeped out right now.capn_ron
- creeped out right now. Just got a little sick to my stomach.capn_ron
- DETAILS.CanHasQBN
- autoflavour0
woke up the same this morning as any day.. but within 2 hours we had booked flights back to sydney for this time next month..
i knew my dad was sick.. but didnt expect it to be this quick..
torn between 2 countries now..
- awe man :(moldero
- its weird.. he was diagnosed with cancer last year, so its not so much a shock.. just the world we have here we cant have in Sydneyautoflavour
- sydney.. there is no way i could afford what we have here.. nor is there the opportunities.. but on the flip side, if we dont think about movingautoflavour
- about moving back.. my mum will be all alone with it..autoflavour
- Sorry man :-(OBBTKN
- Sorry to hear..stoplying
- HAYZ1LLLA0
I've never seen someone so well meaning and harmless anger me so much in my life.
This video was posted in an other thread about accounting software. I want to smash that floppy haired, treehouse building, braces using, stupid round glasses wearing, ugly mouth having cunts face in so bad. Considering flying to America tonight.
http://www.xero.com/- directed by Wes Anderson?moldero
- kiddingmoldero
- i didnt even watch the video and i ready want to punch himautoflavour
- LOLpango
- omg I can't look at that again lolfourth
- autoflavour0
LOL.. just signed a contract for a few hours work i did last month.. and reading over it.. there is a whole section on Scientology..
basically i cant teach it, have been taught it.. or been exposed to the technologies of L Ron Hubbard..Germans.. nutters.
- We've all been exposed to it.waterhouse
- fucking LOVE the Germans, the only country who seems to have their heads on straight regarding this topicmonospaced
