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- autoflavour0
So, Tupac and I share a birthday.. actually, a few people i know are born on the 16 of June.. but yep. it was also mine today.
Anyway, I know some of you think i Troll this site, but thats not my intention.. I am just a bit of a troublemaker.. I only post things to play devils advocate or to insert some humour into otherwise boring threads.
now if you find that humour funny or not, depends greatly on your ability to read sarcasm.
my point is... take pretty much anything i say with a grain of salt.. if you are offended, be aware, i am very likely not intending to offend.. just to mildly agitate ..
Trolls intentionally try and ruin things.. my goal is just to be the drunk uncle who ends up passing out on the sofa, or accidentally throwing up a bit on your birthday cake..
why i felt i needed to say this, i am not sure.. maybe it felt like i was being perceived too much as a hater and a troll.. when really, im just a being a bit of a rabble rouser..
Rest in peace Tupac.. and yep, Thug Life.. bad life choice there.
- who gives a fuck?bliznutty
- i had to refresh the page to see if anyone posted the same thing i was thinking. thank you bliznutty.CanHasQBN
- no one gives a fuck, that is my point.. we are all on the same page, and we can all not give a fuck together.autoflavour
- unless you want to give a fuck, then meet me in the mens bathroom in about 29 minutesautoflavour
- ZOOP0
- who is this? and why do we care?autoflavour
- sounds like he should sell you some weed Dr. Killjoy ;-)ZOOP
- and who is "we", you got a turd in your pocket? =DZOOP
- yeah, that guy is desperatemonospaced
- Crap show cancelled, infomercials, now this, ughhZOOP
- i am a gemini, i pretty much always refer to myself as we.. and i dont need his crap weed, im sortedautoflavour
- inteliboy0
many would dream to own & run a site like qbn --- build a community, hold events, add features, hire staff etc... not sure why jk and the like seem not to care about this place in the slightest? or do they?
- THEY HOLD EVENTS?????CALLES
- http://www.qbnsessio…
http://www.qbnsessio…Complexfruit - I'm sure they care about it, just not so much the little forum on the side********
- autoflavour0
when you pay me, you can give me advice on what you think might look better, but when i am doing this to help you with your project, the answer you give me is either thank you, or.. well. thank you very much.
fuck you pay me..
- Sutteklut0
Hey all! Finally home from my vacation! *cheers*
- Welcome back. Post some photos of you and said vacation.capn_ron
- COTD thread blows up in 3... 2... 1...locustsloth
- wbscarabin
- Shh locus and ty scarabin! :)Sutteklut
- pastpastdue0
ugh, the ex emailed me. not sure what to do. been a year.
- ignore itmonospaced
- then respond in 3 monthsmonospaced
- masturbate furiously to it while cryingscarabin
- Empty your balls first, then call her and say gtfy... voilá!OBBTKN
- or you could email back. just an idea.capn_ron
- lol @ empty your balls firstpinkfloyd
- otherwise this happens
http://www.fanservic…scarabin - past duedrgs
- lol @ scarabin!fugged
- double lol @ scarabin! hahahaToxicDesign
- capn_ron0
Going to The Library for some friday beers and some pool. You should all come to San Diego and meet me there at 4:45 PST. I'll get the first round of beers. There are free nachos!
- free nacho's, hell, that is tempting enough to get on a planeautoflavour
- librarian's gonna be pissedscarabin
- we have a Library in NYC one of my all time fav ultra dive bars..e-pill
- sea_sea0
been struggling with what seems to be a kidney stone :(
but happy to report a home remedy has done the trick. :)
i believe!- ouch ):PonyBoy
- What was the home remedy :)pinkfloyd
- I accidently passed a kidney stone I wasn't aware of by drinking way to much fresh coconut water on an island holiday. Sweet as now!ali
- Holiday. Sweet as now!ali
- @pinkf...extra virgin olive oil and lemon juice! yes apparently evoo is the roto rooter of our arteries! unclogs everything and softens stones and de-calcifies your body. super awesome. mix 60ml of evoo and 60ml lemon juice and chug!sea_sea
- softens stones and de-calcifies your body. super awesome. mix 60ml of evoo and 60ml lemon juice and chug!sea_sea
- wow ali, now that's the way to pass one! lolsea_sea
- Yeah drank about 10 in 4 days was living on it. It's so good for you, http://www.litalee.c…ali
- awesome, thanks for the tipspinkfloyd
- qbn girls to the rescue!sea_sea
- ali0
It's Saturday night, I am working and sound of music and shenanigans are wafting up from the next door neighbours loud and rowdy party. Doof, doof, doof, doof, doof.....must concentrate....doof, doof, doof....
- monospaced0
This morning I decided I really wanted to brew a great cup of coffee at home, so I went out and bought a nice kettle, a small french press and a pound of fresh ground beans. Went home, enjoyed two amazing mugs of coffee. Afterward I was doing the dishes, and in an attempt to wrestle the french press glass out of the rubber enclosure, it broke and I sliced my hand pretty bad. Thank goodness I live a block from an ER. Seven freakin' stitches. Ouch.
Worst part is that I had to cancel a date tonight.
- Fuck the French!utopian
- did they give you a shot directly into the wound b4 the stitches?e-pill
- I think so, but I didn't look. The wound was really deep. I could still feel the stitches. Pretty sure of some nerve damage.monospaced
- your next fap session will feel like a brand new hand with that brand new hand smelle-pill
- monospaced0
- Ouch mono. Hope that's not your fapping hand.
CanHasQBN - it is, and I'm worried I may have cut a nerve because my thumb is completely numb past the lacerationmonospaced
- sometimes nerves will heal properly too.shade
- That's what they said. 14 hrs later...no feeling on one side of my thumb. Hoping I can avoid surgery to reattach thenerve.monospaced
- Ouch!Sutteklut
- OUCH!dbloc
- nasty. you would have gotten extra points for still going on the date though. or wasn't it possibleeficks
- I spent too long in the ER and it was too late to meet up afterward. She came over instead and took care of me.monospaced
- thumbs up to her for offering a helping hand. i applaud that.CanHasQBN
- my last comment left you in stitches!CanHasQBN
- ahhh i could do this all day. goodnight folks. get well mono.CanHasQBN
- Ouch mono. Hope that's not your fapping hand.
- CanHasQBN0
Just watched 45 minutes of cat videos on Youtube. Time to leave the house.
- Hombre_Lobo0
i want to email Ramanisky, but i have a sneaking suspicion that the email address - , wont get me very far...
http://www.qbn.com/Ramanisky2/
email me of you read this dude :P
- drgs0
- drgs0
- dbloc0
“Fifty percent of first marriages, 67 percent of second and 74 percent of third marriages end in divorce."
I am about to become a statistic.
It's mutual though..the thrill is gone.
- That's a lot of broken promises... hope you're ok.ali
- Thanks Ali!dbloc
- duuuude. Sorry to hear it. its good that its mutual but its still heart breaking. hope you're ok dude.Hombre_Lobo
- yeah dude...it's still not easy.dbloc
- Salarrue0
I am looking for diego montefusco... do you know him?
- I am Iningo Montoya, and i have come to kill you. ;)ZOOP
- he is a shoe designer
http://i.imgur.com/k…
Salarrue - no?Iogout
- Sutteklut0
Just came home from vacation to find out that my boss "managed" to only give me 3 early working days out of 22 days and the other days Im working late.. Called him up on sat to find out what the F ! and he says he doesn't understand my problem. Totally going apeshit if something isnt done soon. (This is an issue we even had a meeting about which was mentally draining... :/ ) Getting "sickleave" from my doctor today.. Sorry for whining!!
- why did you take 22 days off work if your boss only approves you for 3 days?e-pill
- sea_sea0
when will i learn? facepalm.
- the gardener strikes back?e-pill
- i wish. the bf keeps screwing with my head. i'm ready to give up.sea_sea
- They're really good at thatali
- "screws with face" my childish perv mentality is kicking up a notch.. hahahaha..sorry CCe-pill
- sorry face = head.. i need coffee.
dont mind me..e-pill - HA! i'm up for a good screw, why not. but not the kind i've been getting lately. pfffsea_sea