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- megE0
nite blog!
- g'nightlocustsloth
- Someone needs to turn this into a button:
http://www.youtube.c…kalkal - g-nite megEblog
- locustsloth0
Hi sea_sea bump
- ********0
good morning.
good night.
- MrOneHundred0
Good night/morning/evening/afternoon.
- ********0
That Shakespeare portrait must be worth alot.
- Don’t you even think of selling pirated copies on the internet!MrOneHundred
- I'll give you 2 for a fiver, cutting me own throat with that price.ian
- ian0
Today I show me coworkers my book spreads. I can't wait to start it again.
MORNIN!
- i'm starting with a skull... just to piss rand off.********
- i did want to include the pie chart, just to piss drgs off, bit i couldn't fit it anywhere.********
- the thing about the skull is only half true...********
- candyskulls?********
- hahaha skt. Nice. Could you incorporate the skullz into the pie chart?ian
- skulls per design, by country?kelpie
- i'm starting with a skull... just to piss rand off.
- utopian0
Trying to figure Absynth, really cool app but what asswipe designed the UI and wrote instructions manual. The most difficult app I ever used, a cluster-fuck to say the least...
- kelpie0
yay. how much do I fucking love it when you have a day off sick and return to work to find that the thing you've been working on, (trying to get to look as good as possible in tricky circumstances, for a client you have to fight and finesse all the way to stop them from destroying any hope at all that your work won't look thrown together and half arsed), has been cannibalised in your absence by another designer who has taken your visual and fucked it up in order to accommodate a third more pointless, droning content, on one page, and you now have to modify all the other pages to make them look "consistent" to this murdered version of your work.
And the worst thing is that this site is asking people to spend their money, and now it looks like such a dog's dinner that the chancces of anyone feeling comfortable plugging credit card details into it are now far slimmer.
Another project bites the fucking dust. Time and time again, over and over, nothing but this shit. 8 yuears of work in this office and there is not a single link I would put on a CV. No exaggeratiuon; every single project stamped into the ground either by A. shit clients ruining everything (standard gripe, fair enough), B. A knock it our fast for fuck a;ll cash ethic which harms our rep and portfolio fataly, or C. shoddy build from developers who not only have no eye for anything visual, but no desire to get anything right except the back end. The bit no one sees.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG...
- and this is for arguably the biggest brand in the country. for whatever that's worth in a parochial backwater like this shitholekelpie
- ...shitholekelpie
- Dear Kelpie:
Fuck them. Reminder: your job isn't you.
Its just a way to make money.******** - pile of cunt********
- thank you nils. I need to remember this morekelpie
- Peter0
Dear Blog,
I want to buy Kelpie a beer before he kills somebody.
That way, I can say I've had beers with a killer.
- killthefish0
45,000...
- juhls0
Guess who strikes again
http://www.qbn.com/topics/585160…- anybody else get the impression this boy hasn't had his hole in years if ever?kelpie
- juhls0
Good morning, by the way!
- kelpie0
"Continuity IRA"
sounds like a department added after a brand audit
- The Irish Republican Army is a strong, international brand and as such needs to communicate a cohesive message across all channelskelpie
- channels, as such all departments must liaise on new business with the new Continuity Team. Regards, Head Officekelpie
- hmmm, too soon?kelpie
- What? They've gotta make sure they always use the same bottles for Molotov Cocktails so as to ensure brand parity.********
- all balaclavas must be Pantone Black 5 CMSkelpie
- Job: Brand strategist needed for dissident republicans. Equivalent experience necessary, Wolftones cd optionalian
- Mandatory relocation to Larne, unfortunately...********
- Woflstone cd optional...
hahahahahahahakelpie - all balaclavas must be Pantone Black 5 CMS
hahahahahahahahahaha...********
- typist0
mau, russian mafia fails
do you have the name of it? that will help
- megE0
do i haaaave to get up?
- yes. you have to.********
- Not really if you're just waiting on the client. Sleep in and watch talkshows all day!********
- yes. you have to.
- NotByHand0
Hot waffles to go.
- do hot cherrie on it********
- http://www.bonappeti…********
- do hot cherrie on it
- canuck0
this time shift is a menace.
- ian0
I am so hungry I'd eat the leg of the lamb of jesus.
