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  • juhls0

    My co-worker thinks I'm a miracle worker. That anything can be done and it's all easy to do. Do it yourself if you think it's amazingly simple!

    • Can you make me rich?
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    • Give them an inch...dropdown
    • That's all I can give them...
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    • loljuhls
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    Great, I've just hit that occasional phase on QBN where its impossible to leave notes no matter how hard I stab my pen into my wacom tablet.

    • i know that phase.
      7point34
    • sorry if these notes are at all mocking in tone.7point34
    • Haha yea, when you have to close your browser and restart it ... you know you've had it open for awhile.
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    • That's like the iPod / iPhone. It took me forever to understand how to write notes.juhls
    • Ugh, it's still a bear to utilize notes on the iPhone. Plus, I have to log back in constantly.
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  • juhls0

    Do you guys think iframes are acceptable?

    • I do, definitely.

      What are they?
      Don't answer that. = )
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    • I don't think so, but I'd still use em if i had to, I don't know tha php or any of that mumbo jumbo.shitehawke
    • Hey, I left a note!shitehawke
    • they have their place. what do you need to do with them?7point34
    • the reason I'm asking is because, when you have lots of scripts on a page, there are too many conflicts to fix whenjuhls
    • you have a tight deadline.juhls
    • It may just be easier to put each script on a separate page.juhls
    • No. Well not in the iFrame sense anymore. There are ways to show pages without reverting to iFrames anymore with Ajax.
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    • iFrames (like Tables) were very good stepping stones to get to more efficient ways to display dynamic data.
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    • Yeah, that's what I am wondering. I know there are ways, but I am trying to decide if I should stick with somethingjuhls
    • that is more familiar, depending on when some of this has to get done.juhls
  • shitehawke0

    I too am at that phase, I've left double notes in 7.34's drunken memory post. So I should just go finish off my work then.

    • I've been trying to leave a note here for 6 minutes.
      ^ This wasn't it but it stopped being funny ages ago.
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  • megE0

    *facebook break

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    "LaBuk" * wrote to tell me (mass spam) in November that they were closing the Illustration section of their UK 09 catalogue and that I should get in touch for a last minute deal.

    They wrote again in December advising me it was the last chance to grab a discount page bargain in UK 09.

    In January I was advised it was the final week and I should act fast if I wanted to get a bargain page in the 09 UK edition.

    February 24th arrived, and so did an email advising me I had one week to take advantage of some last minute special prices before they closed the bookings.

    So I waited a week and have today wrote to ask what the discount price is, one week after the last deadline provided. I'm willing to bet that that its not too late to fit me in. I'm also willing to bet that the "special discount rate" is pretty much what they'd charge me on any other day of the year.

    * LaBuk is a deliberate mis-spelling. Last time I commented on them in QBN they arrived here minutes later to 'correct' what I had said.

    • ha... good cover :)megE
    • Testing. Testing. Testing.blog
    • The notes work now.
      Carry on.
      QBN loves you.
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    • You fiendish bastard.shitehawke
  • juhls0

    Does anyone else have an issue with bookmarks not saving in Firefox? It seems the new version has glitches where it doesn't keep the information stored for when you re-open the browser.

    • I use Netscape.blog
    • mine has been fine...megE
    • i have that problem, where my bookmark toolbar isn't the way i left itlocustsloth
  • juhls0

    Hey, Spooks, what are those characters you make that look very similar to each other? The white ones. There's one on in your new splash page image. I thought it was part ghost.

    • Huh? Dunno... characters as in letters?
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    • the manjuhls
    • just a blank everyman7point34
    • Oh that... I don't know, just my version of a stick man I guess.
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    • Yeah, like Josh says... a blank everyman.
      * Jots down phrase.
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    • hahaha
      You know someone's an artist and a very good illustrator when they say that is a "stick man"
      juhls
    • He's sort of on this one too...
      http://www.studiospo…
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    • But I liked him best the first time I drew him here...
      http://www.studiospo…
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    • lol, they have apple headsjuhls
    • i always dug that little pile looking guy. i like the little characters that seem to hang off the edge of your grand pieces7point34
    • mechanical illustrations. i never notice them and then bam i see a little man grasping a rope tied to one end of the floating object7point34
    • object.7point34
  • blog0

    For years i have wondered what the answer to this riddle is.

    "Who would win in a fight. An astronaut or a caveman?"

    The world may never know.

    • Still going back to my old threads? hahajuhls
    • Always.blog
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    First World Problems.

    I wanted to leave work around now to go to the pub to watch Arsenal, but now I have to take a client, and some work folk out for drinks (at a place which will not have the Arsenal match ... boo).

    I have a soccer match at 11PM ... which I now fear I will be in no condition to play effectively as my original plan was to get some sleep in between the pub and the pitch.

    On top of that ... I went against my initial instincts and bought airline tickets early from an airline I do not fly (and have no clout with, and as such will not be able to change the flight or get a refund [even partial]). Now of course that time no longer works for the broad who I made the accommodation for.

    However, the airline that: doesn't care if I miss flights - they refund me or put me on the very next flight; send me countless free well drink coupons for their flights - and when I don't have them never make me pay; also gave me a nice surprise when looking into my account to book a new flight in that I have four free round trip tickets ... for doing nothing except traveling pretty much exclusively with them.

    And for good reason.

    My goodness do I love Southwest.

    But then again, I have said that countless times on teh PVN.

    I just really think they are the best airline for those of us in the U.S.. Despite the fact they do not fly into Logan International or La Guardia (they do fly into Long Island...) ... if they did those, that would be the kicker. I'd never fly with anyone else.

    • Flavorful pull the fire-alarm and just goto the bar.blog
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    24 ws good

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    Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, wondering if somewhere there is a real Jack Bauer.

    • yes, his name is keifer7point34
    • You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me.
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    • will be able to stop me.
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    • Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.
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    • I'm not going to torture you. But you're going to tell me what I want to know. Or so help me God... I will kill you.
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    • You have until the count of three, or I will kill you.
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    • You make one sound and I will rip your tongue out. Are we clear?
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    • and get two tickets to paradise.
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    • gfy jack bauer, you can kill me, I ain't telling anything.
      ZING
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    • He's from Canada, yojuhls
  • Mau0

    Gorgeous

    • bootlicker!
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    • did spooky made this?
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    • Thanks Bruce = )
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    • I should add that the e got fixed on later developments !!!
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    • write my name int that stymle
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    • Looks like something si scott would do.Jnr_Madison
    • FUCK OFF WITH YER FUCKING SI SCOTT PISHBOLLOCKS.
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    So what is that photo you talked about, boris

    • you have to wait until the book comes outMau
    • yhtgfy
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    • what book? how come no one told me? there are templates?
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    • seriously
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    • I mean it man
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    • we mean it man
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  • juhls0

    Daniel Eatock's web site is banned from my place of work. Probably because of his name, hahahaha

    • what's wrong with daniel? you're going to make dropdown feel insecure7point34
    • i don't see 'cock' in it
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    • I think it's a lovely name :(dropdown
    • * starts to hyperventilate like a child that's been crying for too long.dropdown
    • Look closely, diggitydoo baggity baaajuhls
    • daniel eat cock
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  • Jnr_Madison0

    I had an appointment at the out-patients for 2:15pm, I got seen at 6:05pm, I don't have a problem waiting at all, but some little 13 year old had picked up one of those cheap speak and spell rip-off machines (ages 3+) and after a couple of hours I was ready to ram in down her fucking throat. Her Mum was laughing away, she would have got it up her next.

    • Dude!
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    • I swear they put those toys there to weed out some patients.dropdown
    • everything ok?7point34
    • i mean apart from the 13 year old of course7point34
    • They don't like it up em!
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    • Yeah, was just a continuation appointment, everyone gets them if you've been in hospital recently.Jnr_Madison
    • did you take it like a man?
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    • what I meant was ...fuck it, never mind .
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    Hey Tom, you want to try watching a season of 24 in realtime, ie back to back nonstop. I did that with series 2 on DVD and you very quickly realise how utterly impossible it all is. Some character, lets say the president, will be getting on hs plane in Washington ten minutes before the end of an episode, the action will switch elsewhere for the last ten minutes and then five mintes into the next episode he'll get off the plane in the the middle east or something. The way they do it works seamlessly spread over weeks, but it fails when you watch it in realtime.

    Also, it becomes very apparent when watching it in realtime that Jack Bauer would fall over and die after about five hours of nonstop torture with absolutely no water to drink, no food, and not a second's respite from hardcore physical activity. A human couldn't do what he allegedly does in that show.

    So, there are no Jack Bauers out there in my opinion.

    • I watched the whole first series back to back.Jnr_Madison
    • Did you feel the same way ?
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    • any 24 season is shite, why waste 24x45min of your life
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    • Yeah, it was pish tho, so I didn't pay a lot of attention, my gf liked it.Jnr_Madison
    • I enjoyed series one, watched series 2 B2B, and have never watched that shit since.
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    • i tryed to watch 1 backtoback, but after 7episodes, I was tired.
      It might not all be 'possible' but hell it's amusing and full of action
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    • for me the 3rd last and last series are the best. I've watched many back to back. I'm into torture thoughkelpie
  • NotByHand0

    There is, however, a real Jack Mauer.

    • Yes, that fisherman has caught him!
      Poor jack.
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  • NotByHand0

    Sometimes I go sit in the ER waiting room just to get some attention.

    • hey rené, what's with the 13 year old girl wig, jonas brother's tee and speak-n-spell i found in your room?7point34
    • I hope you always put down that your pain level is at "11"juhls