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used to watch friend's Mum's have sex with strangers.
At the age of about 8 or 9 I once wanted to stay up later than my designated bed time, so I sat on the stairs for ages coming up with the perfect story. I went in to the front room and told my mum I was feeling really ill and couldn't sleep. I told her I had a headache and sore eyes and my skin hurt all over. Complete lies, but I got in to the mindset of it and acted it really well.
Anyway, after staying up for another hour or so I went to bed, only to wake up the next morning with a really bad headache, sore eyes and skin that hurt all over. After that I was convinced that I could make anything happen if I truly believed it. I used to sit and 'meditate' and focus on the things that I wanted to come true in my life. My first focus was that I wanted to become captain of my football team. I focused on that intensely for a few weeks and low and behold one Sunday my manager decided to make me captain.
After this I decided I was master of the universe, but my bubble soon burst when after weeks of focusing I still hadn't been to the moon and or have every shiny sticker in my premier league sticker book.
I was convinced there was a left and right sock. I would look at one before putting it on and judge if it was a righty or lefty before putting on. Never got it wrong ;-)
About 10 years old. Having a bit of a fall-out/fight with another local kid, I had on my BMX gloves, grabbed a handful of stinging nettles and rubbed them all over his face.
Quite possibly the most horrible thing I've ever done to someone in my life.
porn mags in the bushes at the park
- older kids must've stolen them and stashed them there.microkorg
- I remember finding a huge bag of the things when I was about 7 or 8, swapping them for likely fuck all to a friend's older (12) brother.detritus
- omg we used to find heaps of that sort of shitrabbit
- yup with weirdly stained and used to be wet wrinklesmoldero
- Found a trash bag full of porn mags while riding bmx near the higway with fellas. Spitted with chaps, then my mom found them.ApeRobot
- The internet killed bush porn.microkorg
- @microkorg, went for a forest walk a few weeks ago, found some bush porn, they are still there to be found ehehheGeorgesII
- ^ a rarity in the wild. endangered species.microkorg
- what's a forest walk? url?uan
- ^ Think it was a typo. Did you mean Forest Wank?microkorg
... I thought quicksand was going to be more of a problem in life
- me too!maquito
- Ha, me too!canoe
- Quicksand... and lava.ETM
- HAHA yepHijoDMaite
- your life aint over yet young padawansince1979
- surviving quicksand was a fucking serious discussion among us as kids, among other survival techniquesmonospaced
- yes! watching this was terrifying https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- we didnt had ant quicksand in Holland. Barley. yeah on construction sides. But that was scary as fuck..sureshot
- ant= anysureshot
- don't get complacent - that's when it gets youFax_Benson
- It's in 40% of the cartoons you watched as a kid. It's understandable.CyBrainX
- don't feel bad, surest, nobody actually had quicksandmonospaced
- anyway, I wholeheartedly blame The Neverending Story for the quicksand fear that instilled itself in an entire generation of young menmonospaced
if we ever played into ditches, our chances of getting attacked by Varans, was quite high,
we will kill a snake at least once a week,
lezard are bros though
I thought clouds could hold you up.
I used to think that men and woman were equally doomed as adults. Women would have to go through horrible pain during child birth and men would have to go to war.
thought animations were real life - just shot with a special camera
I watched westerns and war movies with my grandpa and when soldiers were being shot and killed I would wonder "why would these actors sign up for this?"
Got the wind knocked out of me pretty frequently as a kid. I can't even remember the last time that happened to me now. I do remember that terrible feeling when you're lungs don't inflate.
I had no fear when it came to riding bicycles, skateboards, climbing trees, etc.
Make a ramp from an old door with stacked up cinder blocks? Fuck yeah! Ride full blast down a sketchy trail just to get thrown over the handlebars by a downed tree? Of course!
I can remember going so fast at a table top jump that I cleared the whole thing, and snapped my wrist while still holding on to the handlebars when I landed.
we used to wait
I used to think plant
trees in people ears!!
People left their doors unlocked, kids could play outside in the neighborhood without the parents being arrested for child abuse and snowflake ideology and safe spaces didn't exist.
I used to get bloody noses if I slept facing my bedroom wall as a kid pretty reliably.
how long was it after you were born, that you actually saw a glass of water poured, and your vision shattered?
And if you were really that young when it happened, how do you remember such an obscure thing like that?
I'm not sure I had an preconceived ideas about the pouring of water that early on.
- That's the weird part or what I can't work out why didn't I test it earlier? I tested it at like 6. I don't know, I just do? My memory is actually bad though.rabbit
- I was seriously seriously disappointed, I have visions of a massive water tower lol maybe that's why I remember it, the disappointment.rabbit
The Unsolved Mysteries theme song used to scare the shit out of me for some reason.