Signs your getting old?
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- dee-dubs0
leaning on things when bending down to pick stuff up off the floor
- Fax_Benson0
paranoid googling of previously innocuous ailments
- MrT0
When climbing ladders is you choice of highlight in an all-action psvr game...
- _me_0
i aint been sleeping well and have had some stomach cramps the last few nights - so took imodium and drank water - but no relief... so went to the doctor for a check up - and literally he said - yeah mate - "your stomach is just giving you a bit of jip."
is that when you die suddenly ?
- dmay0
I just found a picture of me at a party, on my first week of college...
It was 20 years ago...
- teh0
Closing the bar.
- digitdaily0
every time i see the title of this thread in the side bar i lament for the future of humanity
- MrT0
Not realising the solid seat was down when I sat for a numero dos. Escaped before the Rorschach moment.
- canoe0
When someone writes, "Hard Techno / Death Metal," and you're totally triggered by it.
- kona0
See blog.
Someone stole my chair at work.
I have a chair that's mine.
It's mine.
Ok.
I know all it's settings.
It was mine and I'm angry about it.
- garbage0
Just to piggyback on Morningstar's amazing post:
I've done the same. Big shop, walk to car, "Oh fuck the fob is dead again".
Put the groceries on the roof, and am fumbling with the fucking impossibility of removing the physical key. Some dude walks up and asks me how my day is going, and if I need help.
I just assume he's either a clipboard solicitor or a homeless dude, so I'm in full ignore mode while standing on the front tire, reaching across the hood, hoping to get the fob close enough to the ignition through the windshield to unlock the doors.
And then I hear the doors unlock, and remember that I parked in the side lot. He knew what was going on and a good laugh was had.
Experiencing that high? I probably would have told him to keep the groceries before running into the nearest oncoming bus, suicide out of total embarrassment.