Signs your getting old?
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- sted0
When you see your own clone.
- 12xu1
- dkoblesky1
I used to think about sex every minute....now I think about sex every other minute
- autoflavour0
since December I can't lift my right arm higher than my elbow..
fucking swollen bursa or something..
its really starting to be annoying.
like, I can't even touch the back of my own head.
- grafician-2
can't stand watching old movies anymore, think before '80s?
many from the '80s and '90s too, even good ones and classics, very few pass the test of time, others are a pain to watch in 2020
it's like people back then were too damn slow! slow to react, to see the plot, too shy, idk
just don't have the patience anymore...
- dkoblesky0
I spent my christmas working on an animation commission
- ditto, no 25th, but otherwise snowed under with freelance job. regret taking it on.shapesalad
- dkoblesky1
I used to listen to all the Pitchfork best albums of the year....I can't do that anymore. Just the Electronic ones. All the rest just sound like something that was done 10-20-30 years ago.
I mean a new Strokes? C'mon man. The were derivative when they came out....20 years ago! LOL
- shapesalad-3
- tldr: quit smoking, hydrate, kegel exercises, cum less.
why would you care how much semen you produced? is this for a "film" you're making?sarahfailin - How would you even find this? What are you watching on YouTube?formed
- I was thinking how I sit a lot for my work, and how lorry drivers also sit a tonne and are know to have a reduced sperm count, and the thought crossed my mind.shapesalad
- I wish i had less jizzscarabin
- tldr: quit smoking, hydrate, kegel exercises, cum less.
- zaq1
Although i have few accomplishments, I can easily relate
"I thought I would have accomplished a lot more today and also before I was 35"
- Nairn0
Seeing Stewart's wonderful 3D architecture paper cuts* atop the homepage gives me more of a chub than seeing the Chick of the Day thread's just been bumped again.
This probably isn't an age thing.
It'd be great if that thread somehow (as some others magically do) didn't get bumped. It existed, wasn't censored, left as some bilge-spilling backwater of onanistic omphaloskepsis.
- *didn't get bumped in the list of recent threads i mean. obvs.Nairn
- thumb_screws1
This speaks to me.
"There comes a time. Where sleep is the new sex. A plate of cold cuts. Is better than a hot bed. I sneak in the cool box. Late at night like a two-timing pig. But baby it feels so good. To get that second fix"
- fooler1
I just found an old g shock watch in my drawer and I have no idea how to reset it to the correct time.
- helloeatbreathedrive0
- Hell yes. I own that guitar, and that song has been a staple of my sets for years. Damn, got me pegged.e-wo
- drgs1
Julio Iglesias (senior) music videos in Youtube recommendations
Youtube recommendation algorithm can be summed up as "once you go black, you never go back". Nuh-uh, I'm not going there
- grafician1
Basically throwing forks out with the leftovers and not even noticing.
I had to use a plastic fork to eat dinner tonight...
- Bindegal1
You are old when you get flashbacks of retro dosgames:
https://www.ghacks.net/2019/10/1…
- zaq1