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- PhanLo3
- Hahhaha, my mum told me about this the last time I called.face_melter
- PhanLo2
- Indeed. Brexit's still happening tho' GET OVER IT.Doris_McSquirter
- You really won't.monoboy
- It'll be a fantastic end to an already jubilant year. I can't wait.PhanLo
- PhanLo-1
- PhanLo-1
- Is that Sturgeon behind the hand?Doris_McSquirter
- All these dykey childless leaders lookalikeDoris_McSquirter
- utopian1
A serious question, where is the UK in regards to Brexit?
- Just over there...BusterBoy
- https://i.imgur.com/…
Maybe we agree a trade deal by 31 Dec 2020 and start a new relationship in January with the EUPhanLo - Or we leave without a deal and it goes full Mad Max.PhanLo
- They are almost all the way down Shit Creek, heading for Total Fuck Up Rapids and Cunt Soup Channel.face_melter
- Heading for No Deal hopefully.Doris_McSquirter
- Fax_Benson2
The Telegraph notices that EHIC is quite useful. Behind a paywall but you really don't need to read it.
- Bluejam1
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- sunday league... ahh i miss those days..._me_
- Bluejam0
- Apparently if you put a McD on a hook and line, fish a migrant out, then they are technically under law a fish. And you're allow to club and bbq him/her.shapesalad
- Heard they go well with jerk seasoning.shapesalad
- shapesalad - don’t know if you’re trying to be funny but that’s a disgusting commentSlashPeckham
- lol. great pic. I suspect it may be photoshopped.Doris_McSquirter
- shapesalad0
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/area…
I think the migrants on the dingy from France need spend a lot of time looking at this website on their android and iPhone mobiles while they wait for smugglers a-ok to cross the channel. They might think twice about paying £1200 to sit with 9 others on a 2 man inflatable kayak they could have bought for €60 off amazon had they any sort of wherewithal.
What awaits them on the promised land of the Great Britain, some gems choices to live in the north:
Dewsbury- proof that evolution works both ways:
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/dews…
Bradford, the land of dreams, if you dream of takeaways & pound shops:
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/brad…
Normanton what a sh*t hole
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/norm…
Featherstone – They’ll give thee a kickin’
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/feat…
The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/scar…- all of these places are a lot better than some shitty tent in northern france.hans_glib
- better than south of France?shapesalad
- Better than lovely little villages and towns across France where you can drink amazing wines and gorge on local cheeses and breads coveted the world over?shapesalad
- And these happy campers are not refugees, they are economic opportunist migrants. Don't role out the pity tears for it. True refugees would claim asylum in theshapesalad
- first safe EU country they find themselves in. Not risk it all on an inflatable to get to UK. What's wrong with France anyway? At least it's sunnier than UK andshapesalad
- got better wines and foods. I'd love to live in France, in Montpellier rather than Scunthorpe.shapesalad
- yeah but that's you (and me). all i'm saying is that these images would not (and clearly do not) put off the dinghy riskers.hans_glib
- presumably because there are no opportunities for economic migrants in france.hans_glib
- tho thinking aboout it, perhaps the french should make them learn baking and force them to reopen boulangeries in the smaller french villages...hans_glib
- ... so that we brit tourists can get fresh bread every morning when we're there.hans_glib
- You think there's opportunities here in UK, with close to 1m loosing work in the past few months?shapesalad
- If they've got £1k+ to hand over to people smugglers, they'd be better off staying in EU, using MetaTrader4 and earning $$$ trading Forex....shapesalad
- i don't think there are, but they clearly do.hans_glib
- Other than money from ads with the sites clickbaitedness why would anyone make such a sh*t hole of a website.webazoot
- Bluejam1
"We will soon be a third country, outside the loop. To enable us to return migrants to their countries of origin (where it is safe for them to be returned), we will have to negotiate our own readmission agreements.
Pending these, about the only current option is to prevent migrants from entering UK territory. And since our Border Control vessels, and any Royal Navy assets that we might use, cannot carry out enforcement roles in French waters without their permission, we are largely in the hands of the French.
Here, as we have seen, a price tag of £30 million has been suggested, without any guarantee of satisfaction. And we're not likely to get much sympathy from the French. While in 2019, they processed 151,070 asylum applications. We had to deal with around 36,000.
Given that there is very little we can do under international law to prevent the flow across the Channel, we thus have another example of the "double coffin lid". As we shed EU law (for what good it would have done us), we get caught by international law. In this case, we not only fall back on the UN Convention but also the European Convention on Human Rights."
- Just wait until they hear about the immigration sweetener deals we'll do as part of our new trade agreements.monoboy
- Brexit makes EVERYTHING worse.monoboy
- we could have a retired cruise ship in the channel, patrol boats put migrants on that, they earn their keep cleaning the deck and cooking for each other.shapesalad
- they stay on board while we process their applications, and when it's evidenced that they came from an already safe country... France... they are sent back.shapesalad
- Dad's Navy flotillas with boatload of Syrians being shoed away or arrested for kidnap by French Port authorities will be my popcorn moment of 2021.monoboy
- do that for a couple years, problem will resolve itself once the message gets across...shapesalad
- That, and supermarket riots over turnips.monoboy
- You split my posts.monoboy
- Wait, are you serious?monoboy
- Yeah, why not. You got any other ideas? Maybe an advert campaign for migrants on the reality of it all? Law change so we can deport instantly?shapesalad
- Or how about a medal? For those that make it quickest with most people in boat. And then free house, school and NHS services.shapesalad
- I have 0 sympathy. They are safe in France. France isn't at war. It isn't being bombed or having chemical weapons dropped on it. It's safe. So why come to uk?shapesalad
- I had to wait 6 months to have enough payslips to get the more than £3k 2.5 year visa for my misses. I'll be paying another £2.5k in a few years time.shapesalad
- I worked hard for it, my misses spent thousands on learning English. We pay tax. We followed laws. Why should some pay a criminal and get a free service in UK?shapesalad
- They can follow the rules. Claim asylum in first EU country they reach, if it's successful follow procedures on being relocated in the EU or near to familyshapesalad
- in other EU countries. And if they don't like it, they can go back to their home country. If really want to go to uk, can follow legal ways.shapesalad
- Can't have two systems. I could have saved a small fortune had my wife just bought a inflatable kayak and paddled across from France...shapesalad
- All this leftwing BS about how they're victims, stuck in the camp for years etc.. Yeah in fucking France, land of fine wines, cheeses and bare titles on beachesshapesalad
- Irony much? London's full of fine foods and wine and other riches. Doesn't stop you moaning about it and banging on about migrating (again)Fax_Benson
- For a better lifeFax_Benson
- ID cards. Block the settlement of families of illegals. Benefit reform. We need to curb the pull factors.Doris_McSquirter
- Too many folk here as it is without more illegals,peacfuls etc adding to the numbers/Doris_McSquirter
- Your wife is an economic migrant. These people are mostly refugees.monoboy
- [I say tongue in cheekly]monoboy
- All EU nations have different laws regarding migrants. You know, sovereignty. UK treats them better than France. But we are all bound by Human Rights laws.monoboy
- We try and take less, fob them off on France who take more. They no longer have to play ball.monoboy
- In the UK, automatic asylum, no national IDs, or labour laws. They can melt into the system easier. That's why they come here.monoboy
- Some of them are Doctors, Lawyers, Business owners, escaping death in Syria, Iraq. They are of value to us a nation.monoboy
- Some are not of course. But the numbers aren't as dramatic as the media make them out to be.monoboy
- It's merely a vessel on which right-wing populists can stoke fears very effectively.monoboy
- If we stopped smashing the shit out places, we wouldn't have as many refugees. Only then can you rightfully dismiss 'economic migrants.monoboy
- This current admin wouldn't think twice about using navy gunboats as a scare tactic to get your vote.monoboy
- Whilst not doing a thing about UK law and disastrous foreign policy.monoboy
- Because they told us it was all the EUs fault.monoboy
- Don't fall for the spin, otherwise you'll end up sounding like one of those nasty grasping nativist nimbies who can't imagine having the shoe on the other foot.monoboy
- jonny_quest_lives2
I just googled Brexit and was greeted with the British "Stilton Cheese" Debacle. 2020... Keeps giving huh?
"According to UK government figures, a “modelled” trade deal with Japan might add 0.07 per cent to Britain’s GDP in the long term, compared with the loss of 5 per cent of GDP growth associated with the UK leaving the EU single market and customs union."
- Showing that EU who's boss.
Massive percentage of Japanese folk are lactose intolerant but they'll we'll sell them our mouldy cheese.PhanLo
- Showing that EU who's boss.
