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- PhanLo0
Wish we could go back to the good old days
-- No different from the way remote African, Brazilian, Indonesian tribes dance and have ceremonies. Except there's no class.shapesalad
- neverscared1
Brexit Trade Talks:
UK: We don’t like our deal
EU: Why not?
UK: We only get 95% of what we want
EU: It only gives us 95% too. That's how negotiating goes
UK: We want a new deal that gives us everything we can think of
EU: But you signed a deal
UK: Don't care, we hate you
- shapesalad0
Might rob a bank later this week - it's not 'really' breaking the law according to our prime ministers way of looking at things.
It works like this:
Steal £10k in cash from a bank = You've robbed a bank in a limited and specific way.
So it's ok.
No jail time.Limited and specific is the key to avoiding any time behind bars.
- Works with speeding too. Just do 120mph exactly. Limited and specific = all ok.shapesalad
- What are you blathering on about? Presumablty this is in relation to something, so - what?Nairn
- It's in relation to the Brexit agreement Boris signed, but now wants to backtrack on it, potentially breaking international law, but ok as limited and specificshapesalad
- so he says...shapesalad
- yeah but he's a stupid cunt, busily trashing this country's reputation.hans_glib
- https://twitter.com/…shapesalad
- Miliband's just made a great speech in the debate, Johnson stormed off after and not even in there now. He destroyed him, I was surprised.fadein11
- Although not hard demolishing this Conservative govt. is itfadein11
- Bluejam2
"He didn't read the protocol, he hasn't read the bill, he doesn't know his stance."
Boris destroyed by Ed
"...he has just delivered the outstanding Commons speech of this parliament - clear, forensic, witty and above all compelling. It is very rare to see the case of a piece of government legislation get shredded so comprehensively by a single opposition speech."
- Ha yes, just said below. He totally destroyed him and them.fadein11
- A really good speech, may be a good thing Starmer is self isolating now. Miliband certainly shows more passion.fadein11
- *showedfadein11
- but will it make any difference?Bluejam
- as always, this guy knows his shit
http://www.eureferen…Bluejam - its mad, NI actually produces so much food for the UK (only 30% consumed on the island of Ireland) but imports animal feeds from the EUkingsteven
- ...cut to 2021, me going full Karen after getting my suitcases filled with Tunnocks Caramel wafers impounded at Glasgow airport.kingsteven
- lol and here's Boris thinking his dream job as PM would be a walk in the park. Get rekt you blustering, inbred, bag of shit. I hope it puts him in the ground.face_melter
- "How dare Ed Miliband criticise, he should be supporting!" Fucking hate this stance. As a government you should be held to scrutiny at all costsIanbolton
- shapesalad2
Bill voted in... Right, I'm off to rob a bank in a limited and specific way.
Whoo Hoo: Lawless UK it is then. Well... in a limited and specific way of course, we wouldn't want anything less.
No No, unlimited and non specific law breaking is absolutely vulgar and uncivilised... it's just not cricket.
No, No the UK, or just England as it's soon to become, breaks laws in very limited and specific ways. It's the rule Britannia empire way of going about ones business.
And who knew Boris's favourite song was this:
- lets invade russia in a limited and specific way so as to not offend anyone.trooperbill
- kingsteven3
And here's the new national anthem for Northern Ireland
- shapesalad1
- I never thought i'd see a quote from Thatcher than resonates so muchIanbolton
- PhanLo4
- lolBluejam
- no way he'd be able to order a kebab on his own. He'd need Dom there, telling him what sauce to have, berating his salad choice. Dom would be casually leaningFax_Benson
- over the counter, telling a confused chef how he's working with Silicon valley oddballs on a synthetic poultry substitute called Chockin.Fax_Benson
- Hehehe.PhanLo
- Boris is like 1/5 Turkish from his father's side. His great-grandfather was Ali Kemal.face_melter
- No wonder that he is fucked up...just look at his gene pool.utopian
- He's half American.Fax_Benson
- Well, born there anyway.Fax_Benson
- shapesalad-2
I suggest this Christmas we all camp in Barnard Castle. Should be ok by Boris and Cummings at least.
- you'd hate it up there, full of immigrants mate.fadein11
- Bluejam3
- "The lack of proportionality speaks of panic, a government which has lost control – and knows it."
http://www.eureferen…Bluejam - oh fuck@ the rest of the stuff on the cover of the mail i didn't notice the first time i looked. diana, sarah vine... jesus christ.kingsteven
- There isn't enough police to enforce this madness.PhanLo
- "The lack of proportionality speaks of panic, a government which has lost control – and knows it."
- Bluejam1
- rofl.EVERYTIME you left your desk without fail!microkorg
- not one of those third raters has a fucking clue what they're doinghans_glib
- The Thick of It was almost too on-the-nose.face_melter
- PhanLo1
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- ApeRobot0
Being Belgian, working remotely for a studio in Glasgow, i wonder how this is gonna affect me...
