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- sureshot0
"It's Not The Brexit Stupid!"
- chrisRG0
The investment bank forecasts that the pound will reach $1.15 against the dollar by the end of the year, against the current exchange rate of just shy of $1.30, and it reckons a euro will buy you 90p, up from its current rate of 85p.
- drgs3
Government Rejects Petition Signed By 4.1 Million Calling For Second EU Referendum
- It's a wrapdrgs
- that was never going to happen. I'm increasingly of the opinion that brexit won't happen anyway - at least in the terms most people anticipated.Fax_Benson
- yep these petitions mean shit but I still keep signing them. Brexit if it happens is going to be v.slow, doubt it will happen.fadein11
- the petition was started by a leave campaigner when he thought they were going to loose... ridiculous from the get go.kingsteven
- it was for spam signupyurimon
- lowimpakt-1
holy shit.
Leadsom has quit and Theresa May is the new Tory Leader.
so in summary, all of the people who lead the Brexit campaign have either quit, retired or sidelined themselves.
The new leader of the Tory Party and UK government campaigned against Brexit.
- not to mention new PM.fadein11
- http://media.gettyim…Bluejam
- http://www.reactiong…Fax_Benson
- Good luck with that, she's a fucking monster who gushes at the mere thought of demolishing personal privacy laws and rights.face_melter
- Because, y'know, if you've nothing to hide you have no need to fear pigs battering your down at 3am because your *neighbour* thinks you're a terrorist.face_melter
- over all no one wants to face the banks?yurimon
- yurimon-2
- http://67.media.tumb…Bluejam
- Dave Allen my Dad knew him and Tommy CooperDillinger
- ah, how were they in life?yurimon
- More amusing than in death.detritus
- They were nice, but my dad always said Daves brother was funnierDillinger
- similar story...my dad and his brother hung out with a famous comedian as kids...both say 'ahh..he told the same shitty jokes when we were kids'.exador1
- dad used to hang out with Paul Anka as well during their childhood...they used to get kicked out of shop class for singing elvis songs...exador1
- lowimpakt-1
Statement on Status of EU nationals living in the UK
(not sure about non-EU people)
- GeorgesII0
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Geoffrey's. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Geoffrey and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Pounds?"
- http://67.media.tumb…Bluejam
- Same joke in 5 years, but wiz a German trying to pay in Euros.detritus
- The Germans would simply calculate the exchange rate as of the day's trading and facilitate the transaction in a pragmatic and economically beneficial manner.babaganush
- ********-1
Boris...LOL! Little Britain indeed...
- Boris is a public school thug, but Liam Fox is nasty, arrogant, and bent as hell - proof that shit floats.face_melter
- Strange days with the politics and politicians in the UK lately.********
- valentim-8
When you fucking off?
- Oh hey there little sensitive Portuguese man of whine********
- not for agesFax_Benson
- lol @ set********
- How's your economy doing?detritus
- I'm getting a little tired of the pissy flop-wristed attempts at schadenfreude by a few people I once quite liked on tehforumz - enjoy your EU clusterfuck.detritus
- I don't massively agree with 'Brexit' but I don't find it justification for people to be sore losers - mind your own shit, you're neck deep in it enough.detritus
- At least people here had a say, whether you agree with it or not - how much note did the Federation take of all the other No-voting referenda over the years?detritus
- hey! here is where everyone is!sureshot
- yes! we are all here!********
- Oh hey there little sensitive Portuguese man of whine
- face_melter2
- Carry on up the right for a while for Mother India Cafe or the Butchershop for one of the best beef meals I've ever had. Christ, I miss Glasgow.detritus
- lol, the purest********
- Dillinger0
"Despite previously claiming that leaving the European Union (EU) would lead a recession, the IMF now expects the UK’s economy to grow by 1.7 per cent this year and 1.3 next year. According to the Telegraph, these figures will make Britain the second-fastest growing economy in the G7 next year, behind only the United States."
- source?
http://www.bbc.co.uk…fadein11 - http://www.imf.org/e…
Stop talking crapdiavolu - yep he is presenting a negative as a positive for some strange reason.fadein11
- it's still growthGnash
- barelyfadein11
- lolDillinger
- source?
- BusterBoy-1
Hilarious listening to a speaker at the RNC who mentioned Brexit and the crowd went bonkers.
Cunts wouldn't have a clue what it actually means. Most probably think it's a breakfast cereal.
- drgs0
http://www.wiwo.de/politik/europ…
Britain cannot leave EU until debt of 25 mill EUR is paid
- billions, I meandrgs
- 25 Billion. I'm sure that bill could get paid off by introducing a new tax for those who voted to leave.microkorg
- I thought that bus said we'd be saving 350 billion leaving anyway. So no drama!Ianbolton
- @micro ha - sounds like a great idea... and to think they promised all the cash for the NHS lol - bunch of fucking morons.fadein11
- Fax_Benson0
Latest article from a legal 'brexpert' and some interesting, informed comments below.
- http://blogs.ft.com/…Fax_Benson
- paywallESKEMA
- yeah, sorry, it worked for me. maybe I'm special.Fax_Benson
- does it have to do with ireland and US tax obligations the EU wants?********
- top tip: Google for headlines from FT and WSJ if you want the full article beyond the wall.detritus
- thank you********
