Your Weird Habits?
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- VectorMasked0
When I leave my place I lock and unlock the door 4-5 times. After that I spend 10 seconds trying to open the door. Always feel I need to make sure my door is truly locked and my place is safe in order to have a good day.
- TheGreatGlorpo0
I also chew the inside of my cheeks and the inside of my lips with my teeth. Not enough to hurt but if possible enough to make them bleed a bit. It's kind of a nervous habit but there are times when it is really enjoyable. The blood tastes good.
- I fold my bottom lip when thinking and roll the insides of my lip between my teethcannonball1978
- I do that on A class drugsset
- whatthefunk0
When taking the subway I can only stand with my back against the rear door with me facing the direction of the trains path. I can't stand in the middle of the train, front of the train, etc. Sometimes I have to jump a packed train and when not standing with back against rear door it's a bit of an issue.
I often hop from car to car either at stops or through car doors if I cannot acquire my optimal spot. If there's another in my optimal spot and I'm standing close by I am solely focused on overtaking their occupation of my perfect spot. I think it's because I'm 6' tall and the AC/vent blows out from there, otherwise I'm overheating and lacking circulating air from a source. Every commute is fucking exhausting...
- ETM0
When I leave the house I have to check everything 3-5 times. Stove, door lock, coffee pot etc. It's like an OCD thing, but it's the only OCD thing I have. It surfaces in nothing else in daily life.
- sem0
I think you guys should probably put "Sharing my weirdest habits and such on a website with people I don't really know too personally in posts that can't be deleted and will be around for years" onto the top of your weird list.
I mean, its pretty out there.
But hey, some here have posted images of sexual acts which look like they resulted in some form of surgery after to correct whatever problem it caused so that just might top it :P
- cannonball19780
I manually spread my buttcheeks before sitting on the toilet to make for minimal wiping afterwards.
- TheGreatGlorpo0
When I walk past or stand next to a pretty woman, I flare my nostrils and breath in heavily - not noticeably - but enough to try and pick out the scent of her musk, especially if I am seated on public transportation and her crotch area is near my face. If no musk is noticeable, I'll usually settle for the smell of clean hair or perfume.
- This will eventually transform into a standing close to smell n getting a feel when you turn 70 :Pyurimon
- http://www.vulva-oriā¦marychain
- lolHijoDMaite
- crayohhhhhsnap
- ok_not_ok0
I remove the bottom part of the bedsheet so i can rub my feet to help me fall asleep.
- prophetone0
when i was in elementary school i would, brace for it, pull out a sheet of that rough, recycled paper towel from the dispenser in the bathroom and drag my tongue across it...
- utopian0
I pick my nose and then make edible Gummy Bears out of them.
- DRIFTMONKEY0
I fold pieces of paper and scratch my hands with them.
- Fax_Benson0
I also swear, under my breath, at the contents of the toilet as I flush it.
'see ya later, you fucking idiot' - or words to that effect.
- i'll see you, in hell...prophetone
- lolscarabin
- Calling your shit "IDIOT"
goldmarychain - hilarious!stoplying
- I am going to start doing thiscannonball1978
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAiCanHazQBN
- AHAHAHAHAiCanHazQBN
- fucking weird, but super funny. Why are you so mad at your doodoo?iCanHazQBN
- Fax_Benson0
I've developed an involuntary sniff - usually performed when I sit down, get up or move from one room to another. It's fucking infuriating but I can't seem to stop it.
- HijoDMaite0
I do what this guy is doing @ :46. It feels so good and people hate it.
- i have the same problem
dasohr - You have throat polyps. Go to a doctor and stop making irritating soundscannonball1978
- i have the same problem
- cannonball19780
^^ I do that right angle thing that was mentioned, as well as measure things in the distance in increments of my thumb nail, organize things of the same size and shape into patterns like coins or paperclips or pens, and fold paper scraps into squares.
- cruddlebub0
Always trying to help others yet stitching myself up in the process....
- scarabin0
i can't get off unless there's a spool of wire, a bucket and a live chicken involved. just one of those weird habits i guess.
- scarabin0
i also have to resize photoshop canvases to cover up icons and other things on my desktop. i can no longer have a background image on my primary monitor for this reason
- me 2moldero
- Why not just turn the application frame on? Window > application frameshapeaspect
- push f!doesnotexist
- yeah, i do the F thing most of the time. i hate the application background thing thoughscarabin