florida is whack
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- moldero0
- http://assets.nydail…moldero
- yikes! after what?ZOOP
- after Florida dude ate his facemoldero
- moldero0
I blame CALLES
- Salarrue0
Florida man makes bid to marry his 'porn-filled Apple computer'
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/your…
Chris Sevier, a self-described “former judge advocate and combat veteran” is petitioning the state to let him put a ring on his “porn-filled Apple computer,” – an object he says he has fallen in love with and prefers over all other persons or things.“Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. ” Sevier wrote in a 24-page-long filing with the state of Florida.
- next level fanboyAl_dizzle
- same guy? http://www.wsmv.com/…hereswhatidid
- Ramanisky21
WTF x 1,000 ...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/man…
- CALLES0
Kids who went to see Frozen over the weekend learned a little bit about friendship, family, and full-frontal fellatio.
According to the Huffington Post, families excited to watch Disney's newest animated dazzler sprinted for the exits when mommy-daddy private time aggressively barged in on family time at a Florida theater.
Of course, it had to be Florida.
The trailer in question can be found here. I should stress that it is very NSFW and, as mentioned above, features a quick scene of uncensored oral sex, as well as various bodily fluids.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013…
- CALLES0
Florida Man Beat Roommate to Death Over Stolen Fried Chicken Foot
A 52-year-old from Tampa named James Jugo is facing manslaughter charges after admitting to police that he beat his roommate to death.
The cause of the deadly disagreement? A stolen chicken foot.According to the Tampa Bay Times, Jugo lived with 56-year-old Benjamin Calderon. On Friday night Calderon was busy cooking up some chicken feet on a skillet. At some point Jugo decided to help himself to one of the chicken feet.
This lead to a violent confrontation. Jugo told police he beat Calderon with his fists, though a witness says that a board may have been involved.
An autopsy found that Calderon died of blunt force trauma to the head and internal bleeding.
Jugo, who has been arrested 19 times before in Florida, now faces a manslaughter charge. Jugo's previous charges were mostly non-violent, and included burglary, cocaine possession, and owning a dangerous dog.
- marychain0
Of course he was from Florida
- utopian2
bump
- identity0
It's where I'm from.
It's not as bad as the media makes it out to be.- Its not bad at all. Lived there for years. Beautiful place.CygnusZero4
- CALLES0
Rampaging Face-Eater Anesson Joseph Was Locally Known Hipster and Artist
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/r…
this is a new case
- PhanLo2
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Brain eating microbes
- e-pill0
agreed.. this is the most ridiculous state i ever lived in.
- cant wait to leave .. and never look back..e-pill
- You are doing it.....waaaaaaaay wrong. Guess you dont live in miami...probably in some retard area like orlando?marychain
- eh.. something happened yesterday and today that kinda changes things.. for the better.e-pill
- i live in the area you told me to live in.. 1 block from las olas.. its fun here but its noo miamie-pill
- and a pin drop from nyc.. but.. its florida and ridiculous things happen here that dont happene-pill
- elsewhere.. i like the area i live in, i like my environment, but its missing many things..e-pill