Jokes in poor taste...
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- elahon0
^--- This is in every joke thread on QBN, about 5 times.
- elahon0
A man and a boy are walking through the woods at night. An owl hoots, and the boy jumps nervously.
The man says "What are you scared for, I've got to walk out of here alone."
- elahon0
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
- mg330
One Friday, a teacher announces to his 4th-grade class that they can have Monday off if they can answer a question. They all excitedly await the question.
The teacher asks, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The kids groan in disappointment.
The next Friday, the teacher makes the same announcement. The kids are skeptical, but still excited.
"How many grains of sand are there in the world?" he asks. The kids are bummed out again.
That weekend, Little Johnny takes two golf balls and covers them with black paint. When the teacher makes the same announcement again the following Friday, Johnny rolls them up to the front of the classroom.
"All right," says the teacher, "Who's the comedian with the black balls?"
"Eddie Murphy," says Johnny. "See you Tuesday."
- tasty0
Why can't barbie get pregnant?
- tasty0
What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
- tasty0
A boy walks in on his mother in the bath tub:
boy: "Mommy what's that?" (pointing at her vagina)
mom: "umm, that's mommy's wash cloth..."
boy: "Is it a fresh one? Because I saw the maid washing daddy's face wit hthat last night"
- ********0
that's our word... you can't use that word
- epigraph0
knock knock
who's there?
Little boy blue
little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
- ********0
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>********
- If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.********
- sooo good...soo bad.tasty
- that's a great one. committed to memory.mg33
- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH...Miguex
- oh my god I'm dying here hahaMiguex
- hahahaha jesusbigtrick
- IM CALLLING LAW AND ORDER SVU ON THIS ONE. LAWL.********
- Winner winnerminigreek
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
- ********0
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
- goldieboy0
Why do women have smaller feet?
- ********0
Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
- tasty0
There's a MILF walking down the street....
- goldieboy0
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
- georgesIII0
A german tourist is getting raped by 10 hooligans,
She screams Neiinnn Neiiinnn,
one leaves.
- goldieboy0
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."