Jokes in poor taste...
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- BusterBoy
I apologise in advance for this thread.
Q: What's the smallest Pub in England?
A: The Thalidomide Arms
- elahon0
Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"
- MrT0
I got a new Alexander McQueen shirt last week.
It's a bit tight round the neck but it hangs well.
- mg330
So this is basically the "it's OK to share the worst, most offensive jokes you know thread and nobody will think less of you for a single one" kind of thread?
- if it's not lets make it soscarabin
- It's a place where people can think less or more as they please, but are told to stfu if less.Projectile
- ok_not_ok0
I went to a convention of women who lost their legs. The place was crawling with pussy.
- fuckin' a, this thread was made for you mangmonospaced
- damn! lolturnerworks
- hahahabigtrick
- LOLOLOLOLOLCanHasQBN
- mg330
(Requires knowledge of "labiectomy" - when a woman has surgery to her labia for cosmetic purposes.)
A woman goes to her doctor and says "I really want to have my labia size reduced, they're just too big and I think men are grossed out by it. I'm sick of being single and need it to look a little more normal. But I need this to stay confidential! No one can know I had this surgery."
Doctor says "Sure, everything confidential here, it's just between you and I."
The woman goes to the hospital for her surgery, and afterwards wakes up in the recovery room to see three vases of flowers on the table next to her bed. She freaks out, wondering how anyone knew about this if it was so confidential.
The doctor walks in and she is livid. She immediatly yells "What's with these flowers? I thought this was just between you and I!"
The doctor says, "Now, now, I can explain. The first bouquet of flowers is from me, I do this for all my patients."
"And the second vase?!" she says?
"That's from the hospital, they do this for everyone in recovery. They have no idea what you're here for, it's no problem."
"Well than what about the third one!" she screams.
The doctor hesitates, then says "Oh. Thoser are from a boy in the burn unit. He loves his new ears."
- eighteen0
By labelling this thread as the place for jokes in bad taste you've effectively made any clean, tasteful joke the only appropriate thing to post. Thus...
Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted.
- by a rapistscarabin
- eighteen, I don't follow your logicmonospaced
- poor taste is defined by what's appropriate. when vulgarity is expected, decency becomes inappropriateeighteen
- head explodesepigraph
- hahahabigtrick
- Eighteen, I'm afraid you sound like http://en.wikipedia.…Eighty
- wow. and lol @ scara.CanHasQBN
- mg330
How does every good ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
- ********0
I just saw two blind men squaring up to each other on the way home fromwork, so i shouted.. my money,s on the one with the knife. you shouldof seen how fast they both ran off......
- HAHAHAAAAAA!!!Projectile
- biggest LOL i've ever done in the office!********
- *should HAVE!!! ;)Projectile
- mg330
So this lady goes up to the grocery check out with a 6-pack of Diet coke, a Lean Cuisine and a potted fern. As the clerk is ringing up the items, he looks at her and says "You must be single." The lady is now blushing and as she coyly brushes hair behind her ears, she replies "Why yes, I am single. How did you know?"
The clerk hands her the bag of groceries and says "Because you're fucking ugly."
- ItTango0
daughter: mom... do babies come out where a boy put his penis?
mom: um, well... yes, dear. why do you ask?
daughter: won't that break my jaw?
- mydo0
What's the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
- elahon0
Why do women have legs?
Did you ever see the trail of slime a snail makes?
- elahon0
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
- elahon0
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
The Conga Line at a nursing home!
- elahon0
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
- monNom0
what's the difference between jam and marmalade?
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