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- Akagiyama3
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Melania Trump?
Melania won't suck a president's dick.
- PonyBoy1
Lately I find golf boring... the only time I care to see a 5 iron is when Taylor Swift is pressing my laundry.
- Projectile5
I have a friend who is a lesbian, undocumented drug addict.
She can't choose between rock, paper or scissors
- _niko1
A man had three daughters- named Lily, Rose, and Brick. They were all sitting around the house one day when Lily asked, “Dad? Why did you and mom name me Lily?” Dad replied, “It’s a really beautiful story. When we left the hospital, as I was pushing you and your mother out the door in a wheelchair, a single Lily fell from a balcony above us and landed right on you. So we decided to call you Lily.”Touched and intrigued by the story, Rose asked the same question. “Dad? Why did you and mom name me Rose?” Dad replied, “You know, I could hardly believe it when it happened, but when we left the hospital, as I was pushing you and your mother out the door in a wheelchair, a single Rose fell from a balcony above us and landed right on you. So we decided to call you Rose.”
Touched and intrigued by the story, Brick said, “GGAAHHRRG GAHHH GRAAGGHHH”
