Cats
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- toe_knee
My g/friend pestered me to get a cat for ages. I never wanted one caause:
1. I hate them
2. I have a german shepherd who hates cats
3. They piss on your bed
4. They shit in your house
4. I hate themSo i finally gave in and she got one. In fairness to her she researched cats that get on with dogs and we finally got a ragdoll call. It is very cute and all but jesus it is a complete asshole. It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway. We had guests staying and the first night it pissed on their bed. It walks all over the kitchen counter with its pissy paws and knocks shit over.
How can I get rid of it or at least train it to be good. I have started spraying him in the face with vinigar but it doenst bother him. I got his balls cut off but he is still a cunt
- MSL0
- garretttt0
my cats not an asshole all the time.
but hes also gay... humps our cat statue... and when we had our older cat before he passed away... he hump him as well
and he is obsessed with being petwe all just think hes a little retarded
- lawlzflashbender
- You have a cat statue?Stian
- HAHAHAbenfal99
- Projectile0
I know, why don't you try being a cunt back to the cat.. oh wait. sorry.
- jamble0
Sounds like the cat is the reasonable one.
- airey0
for a staff member you're a whingy biatch. remember, the cat is your owner and you should do whatever it asks.
- flashbender0
perhaps you should hold it down and piss on it.
True story - my firend's cat used to piss on his pillow while he slept, one morning he rolled over - face first into a piss soaked pillow. The cat was still sleeping on the bed so he (my firend) held it down and pissed on it (the cat).
The cat never pissed in his bed again.
- HAHAHAHA.bigtrickagain
- LOL!!!!iCanHasQBN
- MEGA LOLZ !!! WTH! HAHAbenfal99
- whereRI0
HAHAHAHAHA that fuckin made me laugh, i started sprayin him in the face with vinegar! hahahaha
- Fax_Benson0
Girlfriend loves the cat - you hate it? Sounds like bad news. I'd make sure the cat is a happy cat.
- necromation0
I fucking HATE cats... My advice is get a big ball of string and roll it into a motorway.
Problem solved
- you'd have to execute this plan 9 times however.iCanHasQBN
- WrappedInBooks0
Boy cats tend to do that. I had an expensive duvet ruined when the cat dropped a deuce (and pee) on my bed. You never see that with girl cats.
- not true ! I have 3 females and when they are mad they show you it with poop, pee and puke !!!!! and lets not forget the ally cat fight sounds and scratches!!! but I love em <3Harley_Quinn
- whatsup0
- mmm... kitty in the bellywhatsup
- if you put your dick in it, you'd be doing pussy & anal at the same time. *mind blown*iCanHasQBN
- non0
That makes two of us.