Cats
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- toe_knee0
yeah thats another thing, why do cats insist on sticking their brown button in your face first think in the morning.
fml
- mg330
I don't know what I'd do without my cat. She was like my first best friend when I moved to Chicago in 2001. She's been going through a rough patch for about a year by chewing and licking all the hair off her belly, and it gets fucking gross and sometimes gets gooey puss on stuff, and she had to wear a cone for nearly a year, but we're getting it figured out at the vet now, FINALLY, by putting her on cat prozac, which is making her much more calm and she's not all preoccupied with licking that damn stomach. There is nothing grosser than waking up at night to hear this "slurp, slurp, slurp" of the cat's tongue in a specific way that I know she's making her belly worse and it's gonna ooze on to my duvet cover.
But I love her to death and don't know what I'd do without her. Best thing for me is to come home and find that one of her toys is on my bed when it wasn't there when I left in the morning. It makes me happy that besides missing me all day she's actually being playful all by herself and just having some fun. :)
- benfal990
by the way, that thread makes me laugh big time :D
cats are so fun to laugh at.
- benfal990
my girl friend got 2 female cats... 8 years old sisters. All they do is following us everywhere in the appartment, jumping on us to be petted. asking for food. they fucking take all the place in the bed. they wake up everyone at 5 AM. When they finish to take a dump, first thing they do is coming back in the bed and sit on your face. they leave fur everyfuckingwhere.. on your clothes, on the carpet, on the sofa, on the bed, on the floor, on your toothbrush and in your cereals.
- pr20
bro i had a bunch of cats in my life so yours is either retarded or really young (and even then it's pretty mind blowing how young they are when the learn to use the box) if he still pees in your bed.
- mydo0
I used to hate cats. thought they were a complete waste of time. then i got conned into taking in a stray. he's awesome. never trouble. always company, never complains, always uses his litter. indeed the only bad thing he does is bat my phone onto the floor because he knows it makes me get up.
in short. leave your cat outside all winter. then take him in as a stray. he'll love you for it.
same mentality as banging a fat chick.
- hellojeehae0
meow
- toe_knee0
No he has all that litter box stuff. girlfriend spent a fortune on the fucker. we've got jungle gyms and swinging ropes its like a fucken zoo
- fyoucher10
Get one of those dog bark control collars, put it on the cat. Every time the cat goes on the counter, zap his ass.
As far as the pissing goes, let's start off with the first step. Do you have a litter box?
If the litter box doesn't do the trick, maybe try different litter.
If the different litter doesn't work, put the dog bark collar around his rear end and zap him if he pisses somewhere.
If that doesn't work, get rid of the girlfriend.
- toe_knee0
Lol replies have made my morning. I like the long ball of twine solution.
My dog must know i don't like him as when I yell at the cat he chases him and picks him up in his mouth by the head.
- iCanHasQBN0
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
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- ifeltdave0
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
Thats called normal cat behavior.
- mg330
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
LMFAO!!!!!! I just spit an apple I was chewing all over my desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- pr20
the only time i had a cat piss on the bed was with a tiny baby that didn't know anything. cast are smart so when you see one trying to take the piss just really quickly bring in to the litter box. And if you don't want them to walk on the counter then scream and spank them when they do - problem solved they will walk on it only when you are not around.
- Melanie0
Teach your dog to use the cat as a chew toy.
- jazmine0
maybe you need a cat whisperer.
actually, i think they can tell when someone doesn't like them, and act out accordingly. they are vengeful creatures. remember that.
they are also very territorial so some of the pissing might be due to that.
- dirtydesign0
I heard if you put a cat in the microwave for 5-10 minutes they start behaving shortly after.
- CygnusZero40
There was a guy on that show lockup raw that put his neighbors cat in the microwave, after killing the neighbor. Apparently it takes about 2-2.5 minutes to kill a cat in a microwave.
Anyway, how the hell is it possible not to love cats? Get it fixed, make sure you always have 2 cats, never just 1. They clean each other and it keeps them happy.
- non0
That makes two of us.