Advice from your dad.
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- BannedKappa
Be carefull where you put your penis and your signature.
- inkpink0
http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays…
... beat you to the punch.
- BannedKappa0
That's Gold! - No, I wasn't trying to be funny, that the only advice my father ever gave me...
- his advice makes you sound like a mistakeBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- airey0
touch my wife again and i'll fucking kill ya...
- so um...your mom?harlequino
- a gentleman never says...airey
- you practically define "classy," airey.bigtrick
- RIZ0
"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
- scarabin0
all of my dad's useful advice:
• "use the right tool for the job"
• "measure twice, cut once"
• "tuck your pants into your boots. you'll get ticks on your nuts."
- Amicus0
"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well"
He told me that while I was digging a deep hole for his underground rainwater collection tank...
- Peter0
Be careful who you love, be careful what you do, because a lie becomes the truth.
- akrokdesign0
hah
- NotByHand0
My dad's an alcoholic, untrustworthy, and irresponsible piece of shit, that has caused significant damage to the lives of several people.
I have not had any contact with him in nearly 20 years.
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No advice needed.
- gramme0
This will get pissed on here, but this was one of the best pieces of advice my old man ever gave me:
"Son, there's a cross in the middle of every relationship worth having."
—Meaning every worthwhile relationship involves some amount of dying to self, i.e. putting others first when it counts, especially when it's uncomfortable for me.
- hallelujah0
"you are best when you just let it fly"
- fiver0
"nothing good happens after 2 am."
i love after 2 am.
- airey0
undo your belt and turn around.
- fooler20
when he asked me why I hadn't married the girl I had been with for a few years.
"Dad, I'm not sure she's the one. I still look at other women all the time.
"Son" he said, " The day you stop looking at other women is the day you have died"
- sigg0
"Keep your rocket in your pocket spaceman" as I walked out the door to pick my date up for prom.
- scrap_paper0
The beginning of wisdom is to know that you don't know.
-from my grandpa but it is the piece of advice I always try to keep in mind
- dijitaq0
my dad never gave me advice. it has always been i'm pissed at him or he's pissed at me. more of the latter, though.
well, if he ever did, it's usually starts off with "go tell that kid of yours..."
- Greedo0
"old trees don't like to be transplanted."
- tOki0
"It's Ok son, if you don't believe in God you are going to hell because you know better."
FML. Age 13
When filling out forms and such things my father would always put pastor or reverend as his title. Funny as he's never been a member of the clergy. lulz