Neighbor Sex Upstairs
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- tasty0
the girl above me used to have freaky sex irregularly. So one night i scream "is that the same guy you fucked last night?!", but she hadn't the night before from what i heard.
Scenario 1: It was her boyfriend who'm she didn't have over the previous night, and he stopped short because he thought she was cheating.
Scenario 2: It was a random dude and he thought she was getting down all the time and got grossed out, and stopped.
I WIN.
- ********0
- shinpo0
Yeah, I had got this new girl in my life and I brought her home after a couple of dates. It was awesome and you know when they get into it they get loud. After that first time the guy that is in the apartment underneath us kept giving us looks in the stairwell so now she doesn't make loud sounds anymore. :(
- Douglas0
We had a loud couple next door that you could hear through the walls and amplified x10 when everyones windows were open. One time when my mom was visiting, she woke up in the middle of the night to some screaming of "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT". The next morning at breakfast she asked if everything was ok, because she thought it was us and that someone was hurt. Seriously, I can't believe she thought we would be having a go crazy session with her in the next room over.
- freitag0
make a recording and replay it on the stereo fucking loud the next early morning
- baseline_shift0
its even worse when they are your housemates. My old roomie got this girl, and she would say 'yeah' repeatedly throughout the entire session. I had to yell at them to shut it on several occasions.
And now that i got my own place and a lady, i relish every opportunity to grunt wildly.
- vitamins0
I was wondering why my neighbor above me was starting to pound the ground harder when she was walking lately.
- mg330
Last Friday morning they were going at it at 6am. SIX AM!
- CALLES0
do you know who they are? crazy bikers? emos? hipsters? cholos? fatties?
- probably ceiling catbaseline_shift
- fatties. they try harder™flashbender
- hahahaha!!sea_sea
- SrSamaurai0
I recommend you begin having loud sex as well...
SEX WARS!
- DaveO0
I went to a wedding a while ago and stayed in these converted stables. The next morning my lady and I woke up to hear a couple going at it in the next room. SO THIN were the walls, I could hear the slap of skin and the "Bend Me over!!!" from her. When she said this we both started laughing, and you could hear the strokes slow down.
- hiatus0
The worst is when you were expecting some lovin' and you have to go to sleep and your tossin and turning and here the people upstairs doing it.
F**kin' Sh*tty
:-) ha
- lnu0
I think "Random Anonymous Fucksounds" would make a popular podcast.
- scarabin0
for anyone that's interested, there are videos of people's neighbors being loud all over youtube
- dasohr0
last night at 2am. it sounded like someone was knocking on my door. for an hour.
- mg330
Man, I thought these two broke up because it's been pretty quiet up there lately. But just sitting here earlier and they must be back together because they went at it like the world was about to end.
I did though, confirm my suspicion that the girl has been regularly working herself over with a vibrator at all times of the day. I've been hearing this buzzing sound from above; it stays a consistent speed for a while, then there's a bit of a rhythm to it. The damn thing vibrates through her, to the mattress, down the bed frame and through my ceiling I shit you not. She must have used it right after they had sex because I'm pretty sure I could hear her moaning up there.
- and the weird part is, you're on the very top floor.********
- Hahahaha!mg33
- that is so hilarious.********
- and the weird part is, you're on the very top floor.
- nuggler0
When I first moved to SF, I would hear chains, groans, whimpers, thuds and all kinds of weird noises upstairs. It sounded like a torture chamber. I didn't know whether to call the cops or try to ignore it... He eventually invited me up to look at his gay s&m photography which was pretty scary to me at the time.
Later I worked for a book distributor and we carried his book; here's his site http://mchester.best.vwh.net/
