Neighbor Sex Upstairs
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- luckyorphan0
This is now my favorite thread on this damn site.
- OSFA0
I can'r believe none of you pussies have joined any of these loud sessions. ;)
- well, I've "joined" in the sense that I didn't need to queue up keezmovies.com at the time, if you know what I'm sayin'mg33
- hahahaOSFA
- woodygoestohollywood0
My neighbors knock boots all the time, but they're good lookin.' They have to hear me, and i'm butt ugly, so it's really them that I feel sorry for.
- Jimbo820
I'm having this issue at the moment.
We'd heard them at it before and it was just a dull repetitive thud from their place above, me and the missus thought it was kinda funny, we weren't too bothered.
Well last week they broke the bed, now it sounds like a two rabid dogs fighting over a squeaky toy. Last week they were at it at 4.30am on Wednesday, and 3am on Thursday and today I was woken at 4am. Who the hell f*cks at 4am on a monday morning? Seriously.
I've written a polite note bringing our issue to their attention, I'm so British it's painful, if that doesn't work I may have to write another and not put 'Kind regards' at the end, that'll show them I mean business.
- 'I'm so angry, I'm going to write a letter!' :DContinuity
- wooah there tiger! Kind regards is a bit much for the second one! Perhaps a "yours," or "best," before your nameProjectile
- 'Kind regards' is brilliant for sarcasm ... 'Dear neighbours, Go die in a fire. Kind regards, me.'Continuity
- LOL at 'Die in a fire, kind regards'Jimbo82
- LOL, you're right - who does that at 4:00 am? My sleep is more important than getting off.mg33
- 4am fuck leads to 4:20 bluntse-pill
- mg330
Ahhhh, my old thread. Yes.
- raf0
I used to live in a flat with thin timber ceilings and my upstairs neighbour had this screamer gf... she was ridiculously theatrical.
Then, after a particularly loud night it went silent for some time. When I bumped into him he told me she was a doctor and she went to Africa on a mission.
"Do you think you'll be back together when she returns?" I asked.
"Oh man, I doubt that" he answered. "She went with Doctors Without Borders".
- Jimbo820
Old thread. Current issue.
- 6974LEO
- Timeless thread for a common life issue, really.Continuity
- ********0
yea
- JG_LB0
we never hear anyone and our walls and ceilings and floors are all paper thin. so, i'm assuming we're the loud neighbors but i don't really care
- bored2death0
If the bed is making more noise than she is, you're doing something wrong.
- maybe she's a mute :(GeorgesII
- Dunno, sounds like you're doing something so right if you're fucking up furniture in the process.CygnusZero4
- Jimbo820
I suggested they fixed their bed or got it replaced, hopefully there will be a note under the door when I return, apologising for ruining my sleep and some offer of monetary compensation.
It's more likely they'll smear shit on my door handle though.
- Are you an expat, Jimbo ?mikotondria3
- Nope, but it feels like it at times.Jimbo82
- hahaamikotondria3
- monospaced0
When they've finished, shout out a compliment at the top of your lungs. I did that recently and heard my neighbors laughing afterward.
- vivid0
reminds me of this... (go to1min54sex)
- scarabin0
there's a lot of this on youtube if you're into this sort of thing
- Jimbo820
I'm going to check out these Youtube vids you speak of, hopefully they'll make the missus realise that what we're dealing with here isn't too bad. She's already started looking at other places to rent/buy.
I've still got faith in my strongly worded letter.
- Get a cheap microphone and stand, and set it up outside their front door. Anonymously.mikotondria3
- LOLpastpastdue
- ********0
I had a noisy couple down stairs a while back. The girl was very vocal. Kinda funny 'cause I got to know the guy and we became friends. Never mentioned the noisy fiance to him though...
Couple across the road from me likes to fuck with the light on and their curtains open... come on... I've seen them several times and they make no effort to hide... next time I'm gonna woot! and applaude... see how they react.
Btw... if the noise bothers you, you're not fucking your girl right... what are you, old?
- I think that calls for a laser, or dozens of lasers.mg33
- Jimbo820
Yes. I am old.
And their noise has no bearing on my love making abilities.
- Julesvm0
name your wifi network "I can hear you having sex"
- I'm going to do this tonightJimbo82
- I like this idear.Iifeinvector
- lol********
- lol nicedopepope