MJ Jokes
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- broxybluenose
Come on!
- WeLoveNoise0
Reports of Michel Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a STROKE!
What do newcastle and jackson have in common? It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009
Since jacksons death 100 kids have gathered round the gates of neverland . Police said they will release them when they find a locks smith
Michael jackson did manage 2 whisper a brief message 2 the paramedics on the way 2 hospital... 'put me on the children's ward'
Michael jacksons bein melted into a crayon so all kids can play with him for a change
Apparently michael jackson died picking his nose. Doctors say they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight- they blamed it on the bogie
Michael jackson only been dead 10 minutes and already madonna n gary glitter are fightin over the kids!
What can Alex Ferguson do that Michael Jackson can't? Ferguson can still play Giggs!
In wake of Michael Jacksons death his advisors have had to cancel all of his upcoming dates.
Chad (aged 7), Charles (aged 12) and Tim (aged 9) were all said to be devastated.They're saying he died of food poisoning. Apparently, he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Doctors believe Michael Jacksons death was due to hereditary issues.
They think the cause may have been his Billy gene.What’s 8 + 6 + 50?
A Michael Jackson threesome.Stories that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack in intensive care are not true.
He was in fact found in the children’s ward having a stroke
- WeLoveNoise0
NEWSFLASH: Gary Glitter has just made a world record bid for MJ's computer!
- HAYZ1LLA0
Macdonalds are launching a commemorative burger. It's a 50 year old piece of meat slapped between 2 8 year old buns.
He suffered a heart attack after tripping over a child's pram. Coroner said it would be unfair to "blame it on the buggie"
Jacko's ghost has been spotted in a nursery. Still trying to put the willies up little kids then.
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and MJ? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
Apparently his skin colour was due to skin cancer, but hey "don't blame it on sunshine"
Ebay have just announced their highest bid ever. Gary Glitter for MJ's PC.
Jockey's at tommorow's race meetings will wear black arm bands in MJ's honour, since he rode more 3 year olds than anyone.
- d_rek0
Michael Jackson touched a lot of people throughout his life...
and some of those cases are still pending!
- neue75_bold0
- i love classless jokesd_rek
- His back catalogue is less forgivable than the child raping.CyBrain
- I think he was kidding, but tbh, I don't care either way, we all have our vices ;)neue75_bold
- man, that's funnyshowpony
- hahahahaMeeklo
- drgss0
I hope the autopsy shows that he is alive
- ernexbcn0
unequaled
- well ahead of the times then with the vaudeville revivalmirrorball
- psenso0
Paraselene FTW!
- imnotadesigner0
What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13.hmm....
- imnotadesigner0
What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
- imnotadesigner0
How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants?
MJ's make-up.
- bliznutty0
When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven she said she wanted to save the children.. so God killed MJ.
- bulletfactory0
what's the best thing about fucking twenty seven year olds?
there are twenty of them.
- imnotadesigner0
what does MJ hate about eating a bald pussy...
... putting the diaper back on
- yes I know, that was tastelessimnotadesigner
- tasteless indeed.
funny though...VectorMasked
- tomkat0
taste is not a strength of qbn, respectively the internet, these days.
- stem0
What's the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August...
- JerseyRaindog0
Sorry, just heard this one.
Two paramedics are called to MJ's house.
One looks at the other and says, "what shall we do first?"
The other says, "I don't know about you, but I'm going on the rollercoaster."- but there was no rollercoaster at his L.A home?jay_jay
- pedantJerseyRaindog
- dskz0
2 words: Jesus Juice