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Reports of Michel Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a STROKE!
What do newcastle and jackson have in common? It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009
Since jacksons death 100 kids have gathered round the gates of neverland . Police said they will release them when they find a locks smith
Michael jackson did manage 2 whisper a brief message 2 the paramedics on the way 2 hospital... 'put me on the children's ward'
Michael jacksons bein melted into a crayon so all kids can play with him for a change
Apparently michael jackson died picking his nose. Doctors say they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight- they blamed it on the bogie
Michael jackson only been dead 10 minutes and already madonna n gary glitter are fightin over the kids!
What can Alex Ferguson do that Michael Jackson can't? Ferguson can still play Giggs!
In wake of Michael Jacksons death his advisors have had to cancel all of his upcoming dates.
Chad (aged 7), Charles (aged 12) and Tim (aged 9) were all said to be devastated.They're saying he died of food poisoning. Apparently, he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Doctors believe Michael Jacksons death was due to hereditary issues.
They think the cause may have been his Billy gene.What’s 8 + 6 + 50?
A Michael Jackson threesome.Stories that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack in intensive care are not true.
He was in fact found in the children’s ward having a stroke