MJ Jokes
MJ Jokes
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Macdonalds are launching a commemorative burger. It's a 50 year old piece of meat slapped between 2 8 year old buns.
He suffered a heart attack after tripping over a child's pram. Coroner said it would be unfair to "blame it on the buggie"
Jacko's ghost has been spotted in a nursery. Still trying to put the willies up little kids then.
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and MJ? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
Apparently his skin colour was due to skin cancer, but hey "don't blame it on sunshine"
Ebay have just announced their highest bid ever. Gary Glitter for MJ's PC.
Jockey's at tommorow's race meetings will wear black arm bands in MJ's honour, since he rode more 3 year olds than anyone.