hipster scum
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- Point50
I must admit, I hipster it up every Moustache May.
- RoyBoyII0
- *WARNING* Wearing these pants may cause your legs to look like tree trunks.Antonelli
- hips yes but hipster, def nothorton
- treehuggermax_prophet
- i'd hit it.refunktion
- with an axe
refunktion
- starrchild0
very good read.
http://www.adbusters.org/magazin…
- magnificent_ruin0
Dear Mom,
I h8 how u do not ‘get’ me 1 bit. U need 2 pay attention 2 me so that u don’t end up looking like a dumbass shitface who ‘doesn’t care about her son’ when u try to do something nice 4 me. Recently, u went to a local Best Buy to get me a meaningful gift to go with last Christmas’s Macbook stocking stuffer. U decided 2 get me an iPod touch.First of all... I already have an iPhone. Totally don’t need an iPod touch. s00 dumb. U srsly should NOT be alive. U need 2 read more actual publications on the internet instead of reading the local paper from 2 years ago. U think ur smart because u ‘have a career’ but the shit u do is meaningless, and I would srsly slit my own throat and wrists if I had 2 do what u do every day. There’s more to ‘life’ than ur version of life–I wish u could see it my way so that you’d understand my most recent personal brand implementation.
I SRSLY JUST TOOK A BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS I AM SO PISSED OFF AT LIFE. /////
N e ways, Just wanted 2 let u know that record players are the new iPods. Just a more ‘organic’ feeling when ur listening to music. Like ur closer to the artist. (I might also give up my iPhone and only use pay phones.)
I h8 the idea of
1) purchasing mp3s
2) being ’so portable’ just like every1 else
3) co-branding myself with white earbuds
4) having some ghey-metallic coloured iPod
5) being ’so connected’ with a wifi connection
6) the audio quality isn’t authentic
7) Apple is a BULL SHIT MONOPOLY
The recent Apple product recall because Steve Jobs’s disease ‘contaminated’ a bunch of product linesRecord players are the future bc U have to make a decision about ‘where u want to be’ and make sure that your apartment/room/space is extra meaningful. It’s also more difficult to ‘collect vinyls’ than it is to collect mp3s, so it makes you ‘love music’ more that typical people.
I wish u’d realize how ‘out’ iPods are. They are for high schoolers and overgrown tweens.
/// h8 the shit out of u, mom
/// we used to be ‘bros’ right after dad ‘left us’
/// but now I am finally seeing
/// that I was the 1 worth leaving.Love,
your altSonPS: can u leave me some pizza money 4 the weekend?
- that kid is hardcore brain cunt yomax_prophet
- yo!magnificent_ruin
- ha ha can you leave pizza monies please.chossy
- felix730
I thought this was about 'hipsters' but, that last post is oh so EMO...
- no, just oh so lameautoflavour
- or maybe, just unresolved childhood issuesfelix73
- Meeklo0
- haha i like the pant swaphorton
- awesome yellow trainers!RoyBoyII
- yeah i really like the yellow sneakersautoflavour
- is that a really disappointed Kanye in there?andrewwwahlin
- mikotondria30
From the diehipster.com site, re: Mantyhose:
" Hey fella's, pull up your stockings, grab your fedora hat and let's have a real guys night on the town! First we'll start out with some tea and absynth at that lounge with no name located in the back of that vacated auto repair shop. Then we'll go to my friends' Josh and Megans new Thai-Swedish-Vietnamese-Serbian... Fusion restaurant that only serves 1980's candy. Then we'll go to this loft party in Bushwick where we'll be one of the first 35 people to hear this new up and coming DJ's mixes. Then we'll help out our Latino neighbors by getting a shit load of Colt 45 from the bodega and going back to my new Bed-Stuy studio and spinning some vinyl I found in the garbage."....Awesome.
- this actually sounds pretty fun... I can haz invite?Point5
- Meeklo0
- hahautopian
- hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...DrBombay
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAiCanHazQBN
- HAHAHAHHA, it's starting to come together!Point5
- Florida0
wannabees
- pr20
Only the weak and unmotivated complain about changing culture. I'm sure the same bitching about some "movement" happened in the past with hip-hop and such. Yet it says more about the author's and yey-sayer's lack of original ideas as much as about the youth who took something cool and commercialized it.
If you are just describing of commercializing aspects of a trend then you are not on vanguard of anything but way in the back just stating the obvious.
- powertoni0
hipsters also like bitchin about hipsters
- sea_sea0
i like patchouli :P
- DaveO0
Such a shit thread.
- Point50
this thread is amazing.