What is the stupidest quote you have ever heard?
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- CRJ0
a witty saying proves nothing
- spendogg0
I would kick your ass, if only I weren't wearing a thong.
- ukit0
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- CRJ0
"a bear who pokes his nose into a beehive is gonna get more than a nose full of honey".
This is my favourite
- Jnr_Madison0
I never apologise.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
- CRJ0
"If he fell in a barrel full of tits, he would come out sucking his own thumb".
- spendogg0
I am a Cheddar Brat at this Sausage Fest.
- Jnr_Madison0
'what I didn't tell him was that I actually like the taste of cum and it helps the skin - so the joke was on him really'
- CRJ0
"suck my dick"
Ron Jeremy
- monNom0
"it's like I'm blowing a dog whistle in cat town"
- nadnerb0
it takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
- nadnerb0
what the fuck, over.
- emukid0
the jerk store called and they are out of you.
- ninjasavant0
"no, you're wrong, the earth is only, like, 5000 years old. It's in the Bible, duh."
- some girl arguing with earth science teacher in college
"These fake eyelashes are such a pain in the ass to put on and they totally rip out some of my lashes at the end of the night but they're soooo worth it"
- some girl on the drunk bus heading out of campus in college
- moldero0
"America is the greatest country in the world"
- we can't stop here, this is bat countryninjasavant
- Agreed. Whoever says that doesn't deserve to live here.nadnerb
- YOU SEE WHAT GOOOOD JUST DID TO US MAN?!JG_LB
- sikma0
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
- I think its safe to say that I speak for everyone here.sikma
- deep.monNom
- That is pretty stupid...blackfrancis
- jimzyk0
a rolling sausage gathers no rashers.
- Rushmore0
"Why dont we build a tube from the Earth to the Moon and pump oxygen onto the moon so we can live there?"
- a girl in my high school science class
- Rushmore0
"When a turtle loses a leg does another one come out of its shell?"
- same girl, same class