What is the stupidest quote you have ever heard?
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- ********0
Why do condoms have flavour?
- some guy in my class 4years ago
- d_rek0
Ok, got one for you guys. So right after I graduated I went and spent 2 weeks on a small island in the carribean, St. Croix, USVI to be precise. Amazingly while I was there I met a nice girl who had a father who ran a 'design studio' on Christiansted. Me, keeping mum about my profession, allowed her to indulge on her career as a graphic designer. This is what she said:
"Graphic Design... yeah, it's like art but with lines and not dots. Oh, do you know vector art too? That's what graphic design is."
-Miss Neville, May 28th, 2008I was so blown away I made her repeat it so I could write it down in my sketchbook.
- do you work for her dad now? and re marriedwith her now and have like 6 kiddos********
- dumb.d_rek
- no?********
- do you work for her dad now? and re marriedwith her now and have like 6 kiddos
- invisiblechamber0
'former i got in one stop earlier, today the bus gets out without me.'
from a friends girlfriend back in the 80s. she was talking like that all the time.- wha?mcLeod
- yeah - all pals went wha? all the time. in an amused way.invisiblechamber
- grunttt0
here ya go. PLENTY here (*shakes head)
- chossy0
I have a classic one just now,
a production manager said to me as I was labeling up a DVD,
Production manager : "so I have just had a phone call saying someone has not got their CD yet... so did you send it out?.."
Me : Yes I sent it two days ago you watched me do it.
Production Manager : Well why hasn't she got it?.
Me : I cannot answer that question. Do you want me to find out who the postman was and try to ring him see if he is ok?.. or you could do it seen as you are production manager and I am editor?.
The production manager at work is pretty hated really she is useless and constantly talks to you like you should be blamed for things!!!.
- CALLES0
So I chatted a couple of times with someone so far from eharmony.com, and here's a email she sent last night:
Hi Hammer,
Sorry, I was at the gym earlier when you called. I actually didn't even hear the phone ring. Just got your message later when I checked my cell. I'm sorry but I decided to take a break from dating for awhile. I haven't had the best experience with eHarmony and I'm actually talking more seriously with a friend in California. I wish you the best and good luck with everything!
- Sarah
Anyway to recover or is it over?
- chossy0
hi hammer, calles you are a total chode aren't you?....
- ********0
I once had a client email me asking me to email them my email address.
uhhh what?
- ********0
Nah, cos they always sometimes do that'
the same guy says 'they normally always'
stfu, cunt.