What is the stupidest quote you have ever heard?
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- Rushmore0
Teacher: "As the pilgrims settled along the coast of America there was a widespread deforestation as they built houses..." etc. etc. etc.
Girl: "Is that why the dinosaurs are extinct?"
- same girl, different class
- Rushmore0
"This test is going to be so easy, I mesmerized all the answers."
- some guy talking to his friend walking in front of me in college
- Rushmore0
"Literary magazine? I'm already literary."
- a girl on campus commenting on the school's literary magazine
- Llyod0
was she hot?
- Rushmore0
no and no
- daveFelton0
"two fists in the asshole are better than one in the dickhole"
- Llyod0
"one finger, two finger, three finger, my cock"
- daveFelton0
inspired by lloyd
"you wanna know what happened? smell my fingers."
- bulletfactory0
"The state of the union is strong."
- flashbender0
pick one:
- omgitsacamera0
My teacher was talking about semen and it's composition and this girl goes, "If that is, then why does it taste like sugar?"
Awkward Silence.
- you should have pointed at her and yelled out "WHORE!"flashbender
- Someone beat me to it. It was her bf.omgitsacamera
- BannedKappa0
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
- BannedKappa0
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
- _salisae_0
wolf olins' olympic logo design for 400,000 pounds is the stupidest quote i've ever heard of
- omgitsacamera0
Bio Teacher:
"No, me and Mr. Appleman are not going to have Applekids....I already have a boyfriend..."
Social Studies:
(To a sleeping student)
"Ok Max, if you want to sleep go sleep with the dean."
(laughter)
"Oh shut up, I mean he can supervise your nap.""Yes, we have hella territory."
- October0
$10
- Raniator0
"If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around, does it smell?"
- airey0
is it cold in here?
- jim hensen
- omgitsacamera0
Friend: Have you ever smoked pot?
Honours English Teacher: Yes, I used to.
Friend: I think you still do.
*laughter*
Teacher: Haha, your're so funny! That's dead on.
- KevinTx0
"Never go with a hippie to a second location." - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock