R.I.P. Jared the Subway Guy
- Started 17 years ago
- Last post 10 years ago
- 67 Responses
- omgitsacamera0
lol im having quizno's as i type this.
- marychain0
He's not dead
show me one reliable news source that says so
wtf?
- PIITB0
whats with all the fake dead threads?
- designbot0
These fake news threads are getting old. Who jokes around about other people dying?
- mattiaBK0
crap!
- kerus0
F that guy
- lvl_130
did anyone catch the wiki link i posted before? it actually said he did die...now it's been fixed. who the fuck goes to all this trouble to try and fake someone else's death??
fucking bizarre lunatic assholes, that who.
- ********0
Come back for more public tar and feathering you troll bastard.
- ********0
I will give you a five dollar foot long
- Riiiiight0
no way, hes the only reason i went to subway back to mc donalds
- marychain0
BUT HE'S NOT DEA...D
DOES NOT COMPUTE
NOT..DE...AD
*Head explodes
- Llyod0
the ice couldn't support him
- utopian1
Fogle to plead guilty to sex acts with minors, child porn
Longtime Subway pitchman Jared Fogle agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to allegations that he paid for sex acts with minors and received child pornography in a case that destroyed his career at the sandwich-shop chain and could send him to prison for more than a decade.
- Oh, dear.Continuity
- 12-20 years in the Pokey for Jared.utopian
- Minimum mandatory of 12 years!utopian
- child molesters get the shit kicked out of them in prisonsarahfailin
- Knew this dude was a pedo.section_014
- Always hated his stupid glasses. And yes, always had a feeling he's twisted.chukkaphob
- he's gonna eat fresh dick in prisondirtydesign
- footlongs for daysdirtydesign
- Wonder how the Bubba Diet will work out for him.Continuity
- Basically had the world given to him for simply losing weight and writing a letter, then throws it all away. Sick fuck.ETM
- Enjoy your initial holding cell beat down of about 30 guys followed by many years of random anal rapes, dicks in your mouth starting and ending w/ more beatingsmoldero
- I'm going to Subway to celebrate!garbage
- @garbage to celebrate this privileged celebrity getting off easy with a plea deal where the punishment doesn't match the heinous crimes?chukkaphob
- he had the easiest job in the world and probably made a shitloadhotroddy
- I don't find prison rape funny in the slightest bit. This guy will get stabbed to death in the first couple of months. Chomos arent kept around the way punks ar********
- I don't find prison rape funny... at all... ... but in Jerod's case... I'm not so bothered by it.PonyBoy
- My point being that sissies get turned out like that, not child molesters though, they get put down with a quickness********
- hehe- got your point, gilg. I was just being direct. The first half of my life was fucked up due to a sick fuck like Jerod... a shank in the throat is too kindPonyBoy
- Nobody deserves that, he didn't deserve it when it was most likely done to him. Put a sick dog down********
- shit, sorry to hear that pbmoldero
- @PonyBoy, that sucks man. Sorry to hear!chukkaphob
- choose your words better c. rage is a poison that will control you if you let it. injustice will take over your very psyche. hold on to who you are. dostoevsky********
- https://www.youtube.… pony, i love you brother, the negative feelings have only as much power as you are willing to give them. i have watc********
- watched powerlessly as kin give in to shame. you are still you, nobody can change that. i love you man, don't give in********
- :) <3PonyBoy
- autoflavour0
the first part of this thread was intense..
- this thread unfolds like a movie plotchukkaphob
- He probably wishes he was dead nowyuekit
