R.I.P. Jared the Subway Guy
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- jsds
Jared S. Fogel, best known as the spokesman for Subway sandwich shop "The Subway Guy" Born December 1st, 1977 – Died yesterday at 4:43pm EST.
The autopsy has not been performed, early medical reports indicate that he has died due to abnormal abdominal adhesions resulting from his 1998 gastric bypass surgery. It’s a pretty common surgery complication, but it’s rare that it’s fatal, even as it slowly progresses. Then again Jared was a rare guy. He may have just gotten sicker and sicker in his last couple years, but it’s because of us that he hung on as long as he did. He did it because he knew we needed him.
- ********0
Fuck him and fuck you.
- that's sweet of youFanco
- come on. how old are you?jsds
- He's not fucking dead, and if he is that is the fucking lamest thing I ever saw written so I stand by it.********
- always served with flavor?********
- Donk-n00bs always get served by flavor!™********
- fuck YOU then.
jsds - Oh wow. YOU really got me, haha.********
- Can someone get me some aloe-vera, I just got burned!********
- i have some used aloe...PonyBoy
- ... minus teh veraPonyBoy
- ... with a little schmutz mixed in********
- gavin3100
No way?!
- ninjasavant0
Can't find it on any news site
- threadpost0
really? link?
I worked on a subway commercial a few years back, Jared was actually a really nice and genuine guy. Bummer.- genuine kiddie toucherdirtydesign
- Funny, so did I and he made it pretty clear he loved strippersHayoth
- MrDaro0
what did u expect? he was on an only Subway diet.
- gavin3100
My friend said she was dancing in a club and he was there. She said he was acting like he owned the place and getting on all the ladies.
- jsds0
- hahahahha!
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is now either hilarious, or incredibly sad.******** - Sad in like the pitiful way.********
- The footer on that site:
© 2008 Last Sandwich Jared Fogel Memorial Fund | Please Donate Condimentsflashbender - Because it's not fucking real, hahah.********
- hahahahha!
- CALLES0
i dont think he will be needing those pants anymore =(
- dirtydesign0
5 dollar foot looooooooong
- hahaha, I do really like that song on their commercials. They hit the nail on the head with that one.********
- I found myself singin that little jingle the other day. dammit. haha!turnerworks
- hahaha, I do really like that song on their commercials. They hit the nail on the head with that one.
- VectorMasked0
"Sorry the site is so amateur it’s a template I bought and I’m not an internet guy so it’s the best I can do. I probably won’t go back to work until day after tomorrow so I have some time to get it looking better, but I need your help with it so I’ll talk to you soon!"
looks like whoever did that site is trying way too hard to be believed imo.
- detritus0
This is the lowest ebb in a recent series of particularly asinine and moronic threads.
Congratulations!
- jonvictorino0
Yum, the special is turkey breast today.
- flashbender0
5, 5, 5 dollar footlongs!
- dirtydesign0
Is this a Quizno's marketing tactic? Pretty smart.
- lol. Quizno's sub rule!VectorMasked
- to make people feel compassionate and sad about a subway spokesman? No quiznos is not involvedMachuse
- plus think of the backlash if they made up someone's death...Machuse
- VectorMasked0
you know somethin'... this is making me hungry.
I might soon stop by at subway and get a cold cut trio, some chips and a coke.:o)
- subway is disgusting. Upgrade yourself to a real deli. or at least quiznoi'sMachuse
- 7point340
probably the global warming that got him
- +1 or x10 ...whatever one were doing nowMachuse
- that or absinthe badgers. They can seriously mess up a person's abdomen.flashbender
- shhhh. no, they are legend7point34
