Oh My God...
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- mg33
I just stepped in cat vomit, with bare feet, at 12:00 am at night after a long night boozin' with coworkers. Fuckin' sick.
- Jnr_Madison0
ha ha, I've done that with dog puke but had my socks on.
- ukit0
don't worry, it's probably just a mix of rodents, birds and hair from your cat's genitals
- _salisae_0
that's the respectable thing about cats, they don't eat their own puke. dogs have no shame.
- hahahahah. dope.studderine
- My dog would only eat certain types of meat, he was so fussy.Jnr_Madison
- and I don't mean dog meat, I mean chicken, steak etc.Jnr_Madison
- I miss him.Jnr_Madison
- poncey! did he require hoovering as well?_salisae_
- well, it depends on how digested it is. if it was very recently eaten and not very digested, he'll gladly eat it againacescence
- He was treated like a gifted child.Jnr_Madison
- my heart goes out to him_salisae_
- studderine0
it might be my puke from last weekend.
- mg330
and she puked right under my computer desk! right in front of the wheels of my chair, as if she KNEW this is where I would go after not being home for a day. She probably did it hours ago out of spite.
And to think the first thing I did when I got home was to lay on my bed and bring her to a slow purr with gentle strokes of her back. What a bitch. But I still love her.
- haha. i went drinking with some coworkers at a weird bar in the train stationstudderine
- lvl_130
i've been there, and i've done that. it's gross and sloppy.
at least you didn't wake up in the middle of the night with the cat urinating on your blanket right by your head because who the fuck knows!
been there, done that. not fun. fuck you simon broadway!
- acescence0
my former roommate had a very ill cat and this was sadly too frequent of an occurrence
- mg330
dude, salisae, great story!
When I was a little kid, my dad told me this awesome story about a person he worked with.
Totally, 110% true:
While they were sitting in the living room, their german shepard shit on the carpet and ate it. It then threw up from eating the shit it just made. THEN it ate the puke. THEN the wife threw up, and the dog ate that too. All in the span of like 5 minutes.
True story, I remember to this day that my dad debated and debated whether or not to tell it to me. I was 6 years old. So great.
- mg330
I heard a story from a coworker tonight about their cat years ago having some problem where it projectile shitted bloody poop nearly 6 feet.
Probably killed this thread just now, but oh well. We're the humans, they're the animals.
- ********0
I hear ya man - Its always so cold
- you step barefoot in cat puke often?_salisae_
- not often - but occasionaly, in the dark, while drinking yuenglings********
- ********0
people who have animals that live in their house creep me out.
- jaylarson0
bah. skin is waterproof. you need thicker skin. hahaha!
- ninjasavant0
aaah, i feckin hate when that happens! Happened to me once at 3 am as I tried to sneak into the house in high school on carpeted stairs. Almost lost my shit right there.
- JackRyan0
I stepped barefoot in chihuahua shit one morning, sat fuming writing a hand written letter to roommates, threatening to kick said chihuahua over the fence, and it never happened again.
- And I love those dogs, so what, so my I buy my gf's dog shirts with "Killer" in rhinestones on it.JackRyan
- ismith0
I did that a week ago. With socks though, through em out. They were barely threads anyway. I still like both cats though, even if they're too stupid to hate me.
- ukit0
hmmm....
- ukit0
one
- sureshot0
one!