Oh My God...

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• mg330

  dude, salisae, great story!

  When I was a little kid, my dad told me this awesome story about a person he worked with.

  Totally, 110% true:

  While they were sitting in the living room, their german shepard shit on the carpet and ate it. It then threw up from eating the shit it just made. THEN it ate the puke. THEN the wife threw up, and the dog ate that too. All in the span of like 5 minutes.

  True story, I remember to this day that my dad debated and debated whether or not to tell it to me. I was 6 years old. So great.

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  • LOL .. if they'd caught it on tape they'd be rich!_salisae_
  • but seriously I love dogs but they have horrible table manners (generally speaking)_salisae_
  • yep. The scrotum licking is always the last straw for me. A BB gun comes in handy for quick conditioning. No means No!mg33
  • No!mg33

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