Hahahaha I;'m funny
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- Llyod
So a guy walks into a bar and sits at a stool. He says to the bartender, "give me a shot of whiskey". So he drinks it. The he says "I'll have ten more". So the bartender says sure thing and gives him ten more. He drinks all ten. The bartender asks him "are you celebrating something?". The guy says "yeah I just got my first blowjob". To which the bartender says "number twelve is on the house. The guy says "no thanks, if eleven shots don't kill the taste nothing will.
- Spookytim0
Okay.
- Llyod0
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHROFLOL
- morilla0
I hear a tinge of personal experience in that story.
- Raniator0
i think that was the first joke i ever heard, about 26 years ago.
- lando0
"Bartender, gimme a treble brandy"
"sure thing, here you go"
"gulp! gimma another... gulp! and another please.... gulp"
"woah, take it easy there fella"
"If you had what i have you would drink like this too"
"why whay do you have?"
"no money"hoho arf!
- 7point340
dont quit handsome club llyod
- Jaline0
I was going to say the same thing as morilla. Really seems like you are coming out...
- gentlejesus0
A guy walks into a toy store and asks the clerk for the latest Barbie doll for his little girl. The clerk says "we have 3 kinds of Barbie", "OK," the guy says "what are they". The Clerk says "Well we have Summer Barbie at $20, Aqua Barbie at $25 and Divorced Barbie at $495." "Holy Crap!" says the guy, "Why the hell is the last Barbie nearly $500?". "Well..." explains the Clerk "it comes with Kens House, Kens Land rover, Kens Swimming Pool, Kens Horses and Kens Clothes."
- Spookytim0
He's getting there. We should be patient. Its a big step. People tend to take that first step and feel so elated they just keep on running. That's when you get the overgay™. Soon we'll have Llyod coming on here in a leotard with an aubergine up his rinkole begging us to call him Petula. It will be out job to pull him back to a place where he can just be comfortable with his newly liberated sexuality.
- CALLES0
does my stuff takes so long to wash off Llyod? sorry should have warned
- flyingnowhere0
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
- chossy0
This guy goes to jail
gets to his cell and there to greet him as his new cell mate is a massive massive guy
the big guy says we're going to play a game
the new guy says no I dont want to
the big guy says aye we are
the new guy says ok ok what is it
big guy says mummies and daddies
the new guy says noooooo no I don;t want to play that
big guy says yes we are do you want to be mummy or daddy
new guy says ok ok I want to be daddy
big guy says ok come here and suck your mummies cock.- hahahahalolhahahalajj
- BWAHAHAHAHAHASpookytim
- hahahaJaline
- ahahahahahahESKEMA
- haJnr_Madison
- Spookytim0
After a suggestion from Ephix, I would like to put my name forward to become principle mentor to Llyod.
- somatica0
A guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables in his hand,Yells at the bartender"GIMMIE A DAMN BEER!"
Bartender says:
"Well,O.K....
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- "Just don't start anything".
- Raniator0
What's blue and fucks grannies?
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Me in my lucky blue suit...
- thumb_screws0
whats yellow and eats nuts?
syphilis