Arrested
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- stoplying0
Yup. Stupid Me.
Narcotics Task force at my door with a warrant. Cuffed and Stuffed, boyeeeeeeeeee.
- ESKEMA0
spent a weekend with them.
nice fellas
- citizen_h0
once which was last sat night - cost me £80
- mrdobolina0
Never.
- mirrorball0
yeah, killed a car with me fists and feet.
- ********0
i am the law you cunts.
- harlequino0
I was hoping dobs had, cuz I imagine him being dragged off by the feds whilst yelling "Yer nuthin but a lotta talk in a badge!" Haha.
- CALLES0
Ok so here i am arrested with my boy for speeding and we had like a little pot. Affter being in the holding cell for 6 hours they take us to prison upstairs and there is a sign that says "shower is not optional" and they hand you a little used soap and a hand towel... To this point i'm like "Man up. No problem go in and out quick and then lets get it over with" So my friend was behind me... I make it all the way to the end of the cell where the showers are. i strip naked and as i put my first foot on the tile i fucking slip for a couple of feet in one leg fall backward hit my head butt naked... and oh yeah let me remind you i have long flowy hair so im the most female looking thing in the joint... and i quickly sit up to find my head surrounded by like 4 to 5 penises says "bro you aight?!" i put my head down and say "yup i got.. thanks for asking" put my embarrased self up sprinkle a couple of drops and get the fuck out of the shower
\can't make this shit up i tell ya
- haha, trouser snake squad to the rescueharlequino
- thats infuriating... no matter how i try i cant make my penis say anything7point34
- have to laugh... dont forget to laughCALLES
- hahahahahaha were you in the holding cell or in the jail cell already?********
- jail cell... upstairsCALLES
- don't lie, you know you grabbed them in order to pull yourself up...OSFA
- him Tarzanharlequino
- he swing on vines to lift up from floor********
- antigirl0
oh nooooo.
- robotron3k0
only twice, in new york and berlin. And I was innocent both times.
- how did you managed to get arrested in berlin? i never even saw any polis there.********
- running the red light, rented mercedes, too many bottles of wine... it was the mercedes really that got me arrested.robotron3k
- how did you managed to get arrested in berlin? i never even saw any polis there.
- ephix0
I'm pretty sure Jox takes the cake for this one.
- bliznutty0
many, many times :)
- Meeklo0
I have video of calles getting arrested (with short hair)
- GreedoLives0
once in germany for shoplifting and once in south carolina for disorderly conduct... i was just pissing on a bush in a back alley, they could've nabbed me for indecent exposure and i'd be a sex offender, so in a way they did me a favor.
- Ha! That law's crazy, isn't it? One of my most upstanding friends is on the watch list here for drunken peeing. Poor sod.detritus
- Jnr_Madison0
I've been sectioned, similar.
Daft, eh?
- Meeklo0
"The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch."
- moogoo0
never. ive been a good girl so far.
- ********0
I got held in a drunk tank for a night, slept semi-peacefully next to some defacation that someone had produced in the corner for 10 minute intervals. I had to get up and form a line a few times. The tuna sandwich was nasty. My boss ended up bailing me out. I payed him back the $$$ and before I left I was so freaking pissed off I told the lady behind the glass... THE SYSTEM DOESNT WORK. Which was stupid becuase I was free to go, so obviously it somehow worked. I dont like my rights taken from me, I aint goin back. Fuck New Orleans!...I didnt kick the damn fish! Tai saw that shit!! I was defending my peoples and they arrested me with a false accusation!!!! Fuck New Or...oh wait a minute...