Arrested

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    Ok so here i am arrested with my boy for speeding and we had like a little pot. Affter being in the holding cell for 6 hours they take us to prison upstairs and there is a sign that says "shower is not optional" and they hand you a little used soap and a hand towel... To this point i'm like "Man up. No problem go in and out quick and then lets get it over with" So my friend was behind me... I make it all the way to the end of the cell where the showers are. i strip naked and as i put my first foot on the tile i fucking slip for a couple of feet in one leg fall backward hit my head butt naked... and oh yeah let me remind you i have long flowy hair so im the most female looking thing in the joint... and i quickly sit up to find my head surrounded by like 4 to 5 penises says "bro you aight?!" i put my head down and say "yup i got.. thanks for asking" put my embarrased self up sprinkle a couple of drops and get the fuck out of the shower

    \can't make this shit up i tell ya

    • haha, trouser snake squad to the rescueharlequino
    • thats infuriating... no matter how i try i cant make my penis say anything7point34
    • have to laugh... dont forget to laughCALLES
    • hahahahahaha were you in the holding cell or in the jail cell already?
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    • jail cell... upstairsCALLES
    • don't lie, you know you grabbed them in order to pull yourself up...OSFA
    • him Tarzanharlequino
    • he swing on vines to lift up from floor
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