Britney Death Watch
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- ross0
shit, i had a dream last night that she fell off a balcony and died...
lets see if she makes it through the weekend.
- ********0
I think she'll live forever. She's got stardust in her veins. You can't touch her, she is light and love. Fly now Britney my beautiful angel. Spread your golden wings and transcend the ugliness of this dark and hopeless mire.... shine your beautiful light upon us all Britney, fly up to... err, the clouds and...and... hang on, what the fuck am I talking about.
- dbloc0
they said on the radio that she was taken to the hospital in an ambulance last night with an unknown substance in her body.
- tgqt0
that unknown substance belonged to JazX
- TheBlueOne0
If you go back to the very beginning of this sad thread which I started months ago I called it for on or around Dec 18th. Considering the size of the universe I might not be far off...
- Alternatively we could look at the calender and see that your miles off.********
- Dammit!TheBlueOne
- Alternatively we could look at the calender and see that your miles off.
- tasty0
haha i just looked at my guess....
"pills, no underwear. January 9th"
- stupidresponse0
Subject: "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!"
How to say
"Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languagesEnglish: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Bosnian: boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina
haubida
Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga
arimasu.
Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet!
Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
Middle Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Greek: hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!
Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
- version30
i'm sure i'll be dead before she is
- drgs0
its worse....
- CALLES0
getting warmer
Huge police operation takes Spears from home to hospital
- harlequino0
That would have been great if there were circus bears and clowns parading behind the ambulance. Toot! Toot!
- dbloc0
what?
"She's been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery.
- Ramanisky20
shes a genius and were all a bunch of tards ...
she is playing us all like a fiddle
- CALLES0
Britney Spears' life at risk after discharge, parents say
- CALLES0
we have a live one!!!
Simpson forgets lyrics, fights tears at Mich. show
- ********0
fried foods make you forget things.
- lvl_130
i like turtles.
- boobs0
She should have come over my place. I'd have cheered her up.
- MISTERKIJI0
yeah then you would need some valtrex or simplex afterwards...