Britney Death Watch
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- TheBlueOne
I hate to do this really...but I think Britney is going to pull an Anna Nicole.
Not that I, or you care. Just saying it, so when it happens I can say "First!"
OK, back to OJ and tasered college students...
- k0na_an0k0
if you really cared you'd start a yahoo pool, 5 bucks a man guessing the date. closest person takes all.
- TheBlueOne0
Fuck that $10 a man and I'll say December 18th of this year..the holidays are going to crush her spirit...any odds n methodology of demise?
- kerus0
do we have to name the prescriptions or can we just estimate a number of pills
- TheBlueOne0
I think just have to indicate whether it'll be a cocktail of drugs or an overdose of a single substance...
- harlequino0
What will she be wearing? On a meter, that is. Say one end of the meter is sweats, cowboy boots, and a big hat. On the other end, her MTV outfit.
- CALLES0
she should rejoin the mickey mouse club
- k0na_an0k0
i say she throws herself off of a balcony, but in true britney fashion will only realize AFTER that she lives on the first floor.
- CALLES0
i say in the bathtub... if she still bathes
- version30
I'll put 5-10 on each of these.
Oct. 31st '07
Nov. 1st '07
Nov. 26th '07
Nov. 27th '07
Nov. 28th '07
Dec. 24th '07
Dec. 25th '07
Dec. 26th '07
Dec. 31st '07
Jan. 1st '08
Feb. 13th '08
Feb. 14th '08
Feb. 15th '08
- harlequino0
She'll do it at Sky Bar in LA. She'll walk up to the bartender, while dressed like Jodie Foster at the end of Taxi Driver, and order a Mai Tai. In a mixing bowl. Take it out to the pool, strip down to her coeboy boots, and proceed to drown herself in that bowl over the course of 6 hours.
- chossy0
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
*cries
*makes gay video on utube
- tasty0
pills, no underwear. January 9th
$50
- chossy0
christmas day hanging with song playing on repeat on cd player.
song title
'suicidal blonde' by inxs
- CALLES0
thats pretty good chossy... ony problem is that i dont think she can make a knot
- 4040
This is the meanest yet most fun thread ever.
I got $5 on Dec 31st
- ********0
she cant even read this. she never learned to read.
she was conceived in a lab with chicken experiments.
- ********0
I bet there are odds on this already in Vegas
- chossy0
It's a god damned shame yo, shes all fucked up and shit she needs the love of a good man and a quiet life.
I'll email her the now and see whats up tell her how it is two ticks guys...
- CALLES0
she's going to choke on a triple whooper near a trailer park in Mississippi near whee she was born
10$
January 6
whithout cheese
- Ramanisky20
I'm too scared to place any bets
and this is why
