Girlfriend advise
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- ********0
he knows whats up.
- Boz0
skt you're a fucking idiot..seriously..get a life you loser
- ********0
hahahaha, oh fuck I lost it looking at that and the response, hahaha.
- Jaline0
AHAHAHAHA
- acedeuce0
"Have a woman for everyday of the week." -My Dad
In some ways my pops is right. Had he been entirely correct, I would have more money.
But ya so what, this conversation is about why he's RIGHT.
Men, you should date as many women as possible as often as possible. Forget waiting for the "one", ya you know that unreal manifisation of a female you have raised on a pedastal in your mind. I used to believe in the perfect person, a "soulmate", not so much now. Now I realize that you have to be totally insane to think you can't be perfectly happy with more than one person on this world of 7 BILLION.
I digress.
Why Eric, should I be a player? A player? No not a player. Player's are those disrepectful types with low self-esteem looking to women to make them feel good about themselves. They are not gentlemen, they are trash. More than likely they drive a hoopty and wear fake ice. I'm not hating, I will congratulate one. Its not their ideals they have wrong, its their morals and execution of the game that ruins it for the rest of us.
You my friend, on the other hand are James fucking Bond, mothafuck'n James Dean bitch. You don't chase women, women chase you. You my friend, are a "serial dater."
Ok Eric, so then why should I be a Serial Dater? Because you have balls man! So use em'. You're an animal in the wild, go hunt. You like women don't you? Do you really need a reason? What are you afraid of? Quit ask'n me stupid fucking questions.
Moving on...if you wanna know why, here it is. If you ever plan on getting married, which most of you will including myself. You better damn make sure you do an excellent job of choosing someone that you can spend the rest of your life with. Or at least until half of you get divorced. She should be everything you love! But how do you know what you love about a women if you haven't seen all the characteristics a woman is capable of possesing?
This is why you Serial Date.
Every woman you date might not have every manurism you find just absolutely adorable, but hey she might have one. And so as you date these women, keep track of what you like (use the back of your blackbook.) The woman you end up with in the long-term, will have everything on that last page.
Unless you're in a relationship, its OK to date multiple people. Even if you're just dating someone, its OK to date OTHER people AT THE SAME TIME. Ladies, you might not like it but YOU can do this too! I actually recommend it. This way 1)You have a backup if the person you're dating now ends up sucking (not literally.) 2)You have something to do every weekend. 3)It's just plain fun.
***Tip: It's easier to date if you have a job and car. So get one, of each.
How many people do I recommend you date at the same time? As much as you can handle. Make sure you keep a calendar with notes of their number, interests, what you have in common And for Christ's Sake remember their names. I don't recommend calling a chick "Tuesday." It's not polite.
And remember, you're the fuck'n catch! Until she proves herself to YOU, you have no reason to be inclined to be monogomous. Now I do believe once you're in a relationship, that its. This game ends, another one begins. And even still, never give up your balls.
BUT if nothing above pertains to you because you're a WUSS and would rather sit at home pick'n your nose eat'n ramen play'n Dungeons and Dragons, have no fear.
All you gotta do is use the three C's....
- Jaline0
If women think the same way as the above post (and they do) then we have a problem...
- Boz0
LOL..wonderful post!
- e-pill0
i agree with Boz..or maybe Boz agrees with me.
- Jaline0
but yeah, nice post ace. You actually managed to keep it respectful towards both sexes, unlike many of the other posts here...
- joyride0
right on ace, that pretty much sums up this thread
jaline, what's the problem?
- Jaline0
nah, I was just talking about this specific line:
"And remember, you're the fuck'n catch! Until she proves herself to YOU, you have no reason to be inclined to be monogomous. Now I do believe once you're in a relationship, that its. This game ends, another one begins. And even still, never give up your balls."
- Jaline0
anyway, I still agree with his post.
- scransom0
cliche & selfish..actually the same as a player except not self aware.
- e-pill0
All you gotta do is use the three C's....
acedeuce
(May 1 07, 11:10)what are the "3 C's"???
- Jaline0
I bet one of them is...
you know...
what those Brits always say.
- ********0
I'm guessing none of them are capitulate...
- acedeuce0
All you gotta do is use the three C's....
acedeuce
(May 1 07, 11:10)what are the "3 C's"???
e-pill
(May 1 07, 11:30)glad you asked. its real simple actually.
1) Confidence is key.
2) Challenge (to be one)
3) self-Control (ok so it doesn't start with a C but u get the point. this one basically has to do with not jizz'n your pants every time she strokes her hair, that and not call'n ever 5 minutes.)
- e-pill0
now i want to know what are Jaline's perceived 3 C's
:)
- OSFA0
cha cha cha!
- ********0
chips, chips and mare chips.