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- indian_pole0
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said
"Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to
her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her
in the crotch !Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for ?" Tarzan
replied, "Tarzan always checks for squirrels."
- ********0
hahahahaha
- Concrete0
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre -
so he gave her one.
- chossy0
that tarzan one was..........
amuzing.
- JerseyRaindog0
What's the difference between a Mac user and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with terrorists.
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How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I am not changing anything!!!"
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During a visit to the Asylum, the Prime-Minister asks the director which are the criteria to assess if a person is mad or not.
'Well', says the director, 'We fill a large bath-tub with water and ask the patient to remove it from the tub. We also give him a tea spoon and a coffee mug."
The Prime-Minister says, 'Oh! I see, a sane man would choose the coffee cup, because it's bigger!"
'No...', the director sadly replies, 'A sane man would open the valve'.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...