Spit yer' Game
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- Point50
point5 arent u murried????
taragee
(Jun 14 06, 14:58)
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Hellz yeah... but only for the last 5 weeks or so. This particular incident was about years ago.DAMN gee!!! Trying to drop a dime on me?
- taragee0
hers something that didnt work
so i went to the grocery store and as im walking in this dood who looked kinda like the cursing preacher starts yelling at me "hay shortay whats up with the new navy?!" so here i am thinkin hes like some disgruntled vet or a navy recruiter or soemthing and i get my cart and keep walking.. and hes liek "hey maybe you can tell me soemthing about the new navyi want to know about the NEW NAVY !!"""
so i just am liek wtf this dude is CLAZYYYYY!!!
and keep waking... so at checkout i walk towards the doors and catch a glimpse of my reflection and see im wearing a sweatshirt emblazoned with....OLD NAVY!!
- taragee0
lolzz u lookin for a dyyyyme witha big beeehiiinddddd
- ********0
this only works if you are with a friend but walk up to the chick and be like 'you see my friend over there? (point to your buddy who sheepishly waves from afar) he wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
mattyd04
(Jun 14 06, 14:54)I'm using this.
- chossy0
You should say these words.
I've forgotten my phone number can I have yours?.
- chossy0
Or say
"hello sexy chops (smile)"
then say
"lets go to the pub and get fucked up on booze then I''l wine you and dine you and hopefully at the end of the night I will be behind you."
- Point50
just poke her in the ass with a loaf of french bread
- taragee0
"Pssst! My piggly is wiggly."
- chossy0
excellent idea point5 excellent idea
perhaps make a cock and balls from some oranges and a banana? then sort of jab in a mature and aluring way towards her. Perhaps rutting rhyno sounds would help create an amourus atmosphere.
- taragee0
" Hi my name is Hugh! But you can call me Mr. Jassdick."
- chossy0
he he he tara this is great stuff.
hey there pretty lady I wanna be on you.
- nooner0
how about fucking "hi"
- taragee0
this is hysterical
- ********0
This actually just happened to me just now. And I literally thought about this thread and just threw out all of the great advice.
I just got done playing tennis (I joined a tennis league for no reason and got my ASS handed to me by my best guess a woman in her early 60's), and had a headband on with my shirt sleeves rolled up, I probably (okay I did) look like a scumbag.
I was lost in this grossery store I decided to go in and get some stuff for dinner on my way home and I see this girl who was smoking hot, so I goesssss,
Flavorful: Wow, you are absoultely stunning."
(... First of all that was stupid.)
Amazing Girl: haha, thanks. I'm coming from the gym I look awful.
Flavorful: That's crazy talk, you're crazy, stop talking crazy.
Amazing Girl: Haha...
Flavorful: I'm coming from getting my ass absolutely handed to me in tennis by someone who could have been my grandma.
People around us: HAHAHAA
Amazing Girl: Aweeee!
Flavorful: Not that you would know this but what would a complete loser get for dinner in a situation like this.
Random Guy: Stop talking to my daughter.
Flavorful: Uh...
Amazing Girl: DAD!
Random Guy: Turn around son, turn rite around.
Flavorful: Haha, you're ridiculous buddy. Calm down.
Random Guy: I'm serious, I don't want to see some punk like you hit on my daughter in front of me, do that when I'm not around.
Flavorful: So ... how about you turn around then, haha.
Amazing Girl: Oh my G-d.
Random Guy: What did you say to me?
Flavorful: Frankie says relax.
Random Guy: ...
Amazing Girl: Look, I'm back from college for the summer ...
* Random Guy (future Father-in-Law) grabs her by the arm and whisks her away. *
Amazing Girl: DAD ... My name is Karie!
Flavorful: You're dead to me Karie.
Another random guy with his wife: Well you handled that like a proper gentleman.
Flavorful: Eh, I have a girlfriend.
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I got pwned.
- nooner0
Okay pimp. You're in a prime location, you got your target acquired, you got your stolen or borrowed baby, you got your smooth three wheeled ride and you got that ride stacked with penis shaped vegetables and meats. It's on like Donkey Kong. You're Montel Jordan bitch, and this is how we do it.
- nooner0
Enter response:she will notice your beautifully sleeping baby, i.e. the icing on the motherfucking cake.
- nooner0
flav you are a pimp sir. well done.
- taragee0
flav she was jewish? or you are?
- joyride0
how about fucking "hi"
nooner
(Jun 14 06, 15:25)OK... she says hi back. what's your next next line...
- nooner0
my name is " _ " . always works. it's disarming and genuine. trust me.