Spit yer' Game
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- joyride
Here's the game:
I give you a scenerio, you come up with the approach.
The goal:
To eventually get the girls info, phone number, name, email... whatever allows you to get in touch after this encounter.This one is brought to you by a real world situation i ran into last nite at the grocery store.
After running into the grocery store for some light shopping (basic food for a couple days), I'm walking down the aisle and at the end of the aisle, i see this very cute girl (about 5'3", slim, brunette w/highlights, jeans, brown coat - granted it's 83° out, flipflops, maybe 25-28 yrs old). So I do a flyby looking for signs of a husband/boyfriend, nothing obvious, catch her taking a quick peek as I approach and a another when I pass by. So i'm thinking, Ok, what am I going to say... I come up with NOTHING. I can't think of anything to say... What? This has never happened before. Surely I can come up with something... Continue walking around the store trying to think of something... Nothing. I pass her 2 more times... LOL Make some eye contact, crack a quick smirk, she smiles back. And yet, i still can't think of anything to say.
OK, Scene set... What's the approach?
Of course, on the drive home, i come up with 2 things to say... I'll let you know if anyone comes up with what I would have done if I wasn't brain dead for that moment in time.
- GrammaSeff0
yo bitch, gimme yer #,
i'll buy you a steak & shit
- GrammaSeff0
yo bitch, where the grape drink at?
gimme yer #
- mrdobolina0
I saw you at the checkout line,
you dropped yo' coupons and you was looking fine.
- GrammaSeff0
yo bitch, yer grocery cart wheel is sqeakin, what say we go over to aisle 5 and put some KY on them shits,
gimme yer #
- radar0
You should have approached her with fish in one hand and steak in the other and asked her if she was having dinner at your place would she prefer fish tacos or steak tacos - wait for a positive comment - and if you don't get one you can at least smack her in the face with the fish and save face.
- GrammaSeff0
yo bitch, clean up in aisle 7
you so fine i blue tipped in my pants
gimme yer #
- mrdobolina0
"Do you know where the Magnum condoms are?"
- Point50
man, this thread is great.
Purple drank + Magnum's = auto date!
- cursiveshotgun0
slap her in her face for wearing a jakcet when it is hot out.
Then Offer her a fish sandwich (pronounced "sam-rich")
- kingjulien0
The doctor said it would take 3-4 days for this creme to work, but it'll clear up, I promise.
- mrdobolina0
you wanna come back to my crib for yoohoo and fig newtons?
- kingjulien0
The gimp never leaves his room, so technically we'll still be alone if you want to come back and grab some ripple.
- radar0
roll up on her and stick a pack of hot dogs in her coat pocket - then tell her to meet you out front with them.
- mrdobolina0
why we bullshittin'?
let's hit up the liquor spot.
- kingjulien0
The check for $1,000? Keep it.
- kingjulien0
You got to get rid of your friendzos
If ya wanna roll in my Benzos
- antigirl0
king, check yr email :)
- k0na_an0k0
me: nice yams
- kingjulien0
That's right darling. This is vintage shit. The Gremblins these days don't have the bubble in the rear.
- radar0
damn the benzo line worked!