Spit yer' Game
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- ********0
flav she was jewish? or you are?
taragee
(Jun 14 06, 15:40)She could have been?
...?
Haha, why?
- tkmeister0
HAHAHA, flav, you should make a short film based on your life stories.
- taragee0
cuz you wrot eo my G-d
- jevad0
Post of the Year Flav!!!!
AHAHhahahahah
- ********0
Haha, I'm not Jewish it's just something I do Gee.
Ahhh thank you tkmeister and jevad!
* Does curtsie.
- ********0
I don't really spit game persay, but I was just at lunch with 3 guys from work ... 2 lames and 1 pretty okay guy.
First off, the 1 lame goes to the waitress, "You look that Gwylekkekkekenal girl."
... Who says that as the start to any conversation, even if it's just, "I'm fine and you, thanks can I have a water?"
So I interjected with, "No she doesn't, she is a lot prettier."
Childish, yes, I know, but so am I.
Banter continues, giggles ensue, she leaves.
I think nothing of it.
This goes on, throughout the 2nd half of the game in between me yelling at the tv screens and literally having to get up and pace around.
She comes back and asks if I'd like some dessert, "No thanks, I'm sweet enough.", involuntarily comes out of me.
Blah, blah, any continuation of that is ruined by this lameass who starts asking questions about HOW MANY CALORIES IS IN A ... I don't even know, I was in shock and horror when he started talking over her.
He gets some dessert and when she comes back she goes, "Hey do you want to do some free shots of Tequila with me?"
... What's the right answer?
If you said, "No, he has to get back to work." Like this guy did, I hate you almost as much as him.
I just looked at him and said, "Seriously this is the last time I ever fucking hang out with you outside of work, ever. You lost your priviledges of being in my presense."
She starts howling at that point, and the other two guys are laughing with her. I get up and go to the bar.
They meet up with me, JACKASS left a 10 dollar tip on a 60 dollar tab.
...
...
So I sort of broke the cardinal rule of etiquette and went back and laid an extra 10 down.
I'm talking to her, they leave which I think is the only blessing that has happened to me and the guy started banging on the window and pointing at his watch.
I look over and go, "What the fuck is this guy's deal?"
And before I could barely finish the words, I said it rite to her manager's face.
Who assumed I was talking to him.
... I tried to explain I was talking about the assholes outside, and then he flips out on how the place is packed and I'm taking his waitress away from her job.
She runs off with an, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
I think nothing has come out of this.
I have her number on a napkin in my pocket somehow.
... And no name, haha.
I'm sorry for the long post, but seriously if you act anything like that guy, you're a waste of life.
// End rant.
- version30
You: have you heard of the internet?
Her: yes
You: so you know if i ask for your number and you say no, i can just look up your name/address and find it when i get home right?
Her: but I have a cell phone, you can't find that can you?
You: for about 30 bucks I can know the last 100 calls that you were on within 15 minutes
Her: Really?
You: Yeah why, got someone you want to find out more about?
Her: Yeah, sorta...
You: Well they have deals that you can "unlimited" search for a 24 hour period, it's a reasonable cost. Want to spend the night? i have more stuff like that I can show you as well.
Her: Yeah sure, let me get my toothbrush
You: OK
*while she runs inside real quick to get her stuff you dig around in her purse and call yourself from her phone
*girl spends night
*you got numbercomputer use, flirting, sex, all other variables etc. adjust to taste
- joyride0
haha... I'm guessing JACKASS is single and possibly a virgin. Or close to it.
a good wingman is key... but sometimes a horrible 1 like JACKASS can be just as good. He just doesn't know how much he helped you by being so stupid
- Jaline0
haha, flavour, ever the cute, creepy stalker boy
- richie_gunnz0
If you are with a friend you say "Hey [friend's name], let me introduce you to this girl i dont' know!"
- Mimio0
At the bar: Don't flirt with the waitstaff, you get caught doing that by another chick there and you're done. Also, don't ask for numbers, either let her give it to you or ask when she'll back at the bar/place again. If she sees you again you're set.
- ********0
Mimio, I'm 100% with you.
I think of it as a waitress is paid to be nice, and don't read anything into it, heh.
I will 100% not call her, haha. If anything persuade people to go there for Happy Hour later, haha.
- ********0
haha, flavour, ever the cute, creepy stalker boy
Jaline
(Jun 22 06, 10:09)* Blushes.
* Puts head down and moves foot from side to side on the ground.
- mattyd040
flav, you got tread on, again.
- mattyd040
we must not let this aggression stand!